Ok, mission acomplished.

I suspected Zpete working for the CIA at the department of disinfo, and now it is confirmed.

His answers on who gave the name New Zealand to NZ and the answer on my question where America got it's name and who lived there first are misleading.

Wanna know the truth and nothing but(t)?

what's the use of truth?

isn't a cynical attempt to corrupt young, feeble minds?

Is that a red water melon I see on your avatar Sarge ?

could be an illusion? the monkey wondered ....

Could it be that what they told us was a lie?

Just like everthing else that was told to you?

but then again what is a lie? how a lie differ from deception? Finally are there more ways to define deception? How many types of lies can you recognise?

Ok, mission acomplished.

I suspected Zpete working for the CIA at the department of disinfo, and now it is confirmed.

His answers on who gave the name New Zealand to NZ and the answer on my question where America got it's name and who lived there first are misleading.

Wanna know the truth and nothing but(t)?

Yeah Alex.

What your version of the truth, huh?

Who discovered Siam?

26th July, 1751

I still remember it, seeing the ships coming in.

Wonderfull, a great moment.

Like now, as we are witnessing the collapse of a financial system that was based on lies and deceit.

And as a result we will see war, war as we have never seen before.

The war of the world it would be called in the history books.

The final chapter.

My mission has ended.

See you all on "The Other Side"

Is it time to go underground?

Alex is such a positive chap isn't he ?

Have you and Zpete met or not ?

Would an answer to your question have an influence on the next question you would ask?

prolly but wouldn't better asking the question in a way you'd like him to question back, so to channel the conversation to your liking?

If Alexlah would be on the other side, I will marry the devil and stay here.

What had happen on the 26th July, 1751?

If you really want to know you have to find out, ZaZa.

I think you have enough time on your hand to do so.

Please do not forget this thread is full of cluess, directions and answers.

You just have to find your way.

Into the right "Direction"

Is that clear enough?

Alex

Some more easy clues as I understand you have some difficulties connecting the dots.

How many trees you need to create a forrest?

You think God created the universe?

As I said, look in the right "Direction"

Still confused?

quirky questions, how many you can answer?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours?

What's Satan last name?

If you dug a hole through the centre of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the centre because of gravity?

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and you're the main witness, what if you say "No"?

Do they bury people with their braces on?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

Can animals commit suicide?

If a one legged man asked to buy one shoe (at half the price of a pair), could he sue for discrimination upon refusal?

Sorry, system overload.

Too many questions at once.

Can I reset?

Yeah, Alex

Ctrl - Alt - Del

Have you tried Alt/F4, it works atreat?

Yeah, I just did the alt F4 thingy

Amazing!

When will you be back in Thailand?

guys, would you ever eat a slug?

Sarge you are coming in dangerous places now.

Make sure you check what you are saying.

Just giving a clue.....

mai ru .... random thoughts for donut haters or is eaters?

stress can make you fatter?

seriously, fatter and stress can make it way hard to lose weight if you get fat! good news

laughing actually reduces the nasty stress and the stress hormones that can make you sick and fat from stress too?

all true! now go get out there and do some serious laughing

do you care?

I do not care, just think, why.

See my first picture.

Do I have to spoonfeed you and from now on call you a baby?

Connect the dot's that I have showed you.

Don't you see it?

neither a borrower nor a lender be : for loan oft loses both itself and friend

guys, would you ever eat a slug?

(Sure as helll the guy above is as slimey as one, paid himself a nice 174 Million USD last year i believe).

Seaslug or landslug, which one, ore both?

up to you ..... hear this little story:

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"

After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right!). The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.

The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets."

The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!"

The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"

"Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!"

The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10am as a witness?"

"Sure!" replied the confident president. That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.

The next morning, at precisely 10am, the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet "$25,000 says the president's balls are square!" The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel them. "Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."

Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady, "What the hel_l's the matter with your lawyer?" She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10am today I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand.

so who invented the Pavlova?

the Aussie claim it as their own, a treasured contribution to world's cuisine. They assert New Zealanders are impostors.

Is that so?

Sounds like an East European form of dance to me.

What's a Pavlova?

it's taught from childhood - onanism impairs your eyesight, you enjoy too much of it?

so who invented the Pavlova?

the Aussie claim it as their own, a treasured contribution to world's cuisine. They assert New Zealander s are impostors.

Is that so?

Not likely, all the best of New Zealand is stolen by thieving Ockors. (Anagram: crooks)

Then claimed as theirs.

Pavlova is only one, Tim Finn & Crowded House, Phar Lap and lots more.

Surely you know that, don't you?