I have had a friendship with a black and tan soi dog for 3 weeks now. I met her one evening when I accidentally dropped some of my hamburger as I walked past her on my way home at about 2:30 am.

Now, every time I enter the soi, there she is, waiting in anticipation, head held high and tail waging.

Even when I dont have any food for her, she runs up to get a pat on the head and have her belly rubbed.

I have lavished her with a few gifts. I bought her a shiny new collar last month and find now that I am not only buying food for her but am now also supplying her new family with food and medical care.

I think that I am really falling for her, but I have a sneaking suspition that she only pretends to love me so that I will continue to support her, her brothers and sisters and her 3 puppies.

Please, please, tell me what to do.

when she lets you shag her without a condom, then you will know it is not puppy love anymore.

just be careful of the exboyfriends that might be still in the neighbourhood

How bout the sick buffalo?

But then I can understand,,have you ever seen a Thai show any affection for any animal? I have a few K 9 friends here in the village.

Are you sure its a "SHE"

I have had a friendship with a black and tan soi dog for 3 weeks now. I met her one evening when I accidentally dropped some of my hamburger as I walked past her on my way home at about 2:30 am.

Now, every time I enter the soi, there she is, waiting in anticipation, head held high and tail waging.

Anticipation of some reward.

Food in her case.

Aren't we all the same?

Are you sure its a "SHE"

Well I checked for an "adam's apple" and there isn't one there. Also she has quite small paws for her size. I am confident that she is really a "she" but TiT.

How bout the sick buffalo?

But then I can understand,,have you ever seen a Thai show any affection for any animal? I have a few K 9 friends here in the village.

No Buffaloes, but she has just told me that she has some sick fleas and can I "loan" her 3000 Baht.

and again lol.......

the Bar Girls 10 Commandments .......

1. At the end of the week, specifically Friday and Saturday, many locally employed walking ATM machines will come to your bar, choose carefully! Some have money, but others do not! If he is wearing a suit and tie, check that the tie is not a Pratunam special and check that he isn't wearing trainers.

If he is, forget him because he is most likely an English teacher, and they will only give you peanuts, if they give you anything at all.

2. No matter how fat and ugly he is, no matter how bad he may smell, no matter how drunk he is, make sure you always tell him he is handsome. Sit close to him and run your hands over his body, arousing him.

As soon as he has paid the bar fine, you can stand clear of him. Even if he knows that you despise him, he'll still pay you. The hard part is getting him to pay the bar, and as soon as he has done that, the rest is easy.

3. Start collecting email addresses from all of your customers, once you have a good collection of addresses, a visit to your local Internet cafe is in order. Send everyone an email. Simply change the name on each email and send it off to all the guys. If you can remember something specific about them, mention that in the email too.

These walking ATMs all have a soft heart, so you need to tell them a story to get them to send you some of their riches. Start with a sick buffalo and if he doesn't reply, next tell him that your mother is ill. As a last resort, if he still doesn't send any money, tell him you are pregnant and the baby is his!

4. Practice crying on cue. It is essential that you can produce tears immediately. This will have the effect of helping the walking ATM machine to see things your way!

5. When you get a customer for an extended period of time, make sure he takes you shopping, with Rarn Tong (gold shop) being the best place to visit. Make sure he buys you gold and if he doesn't, see rule 4!

As soon as he has left Thailand, take the gold back to the shop and sell it straight back to them, thus increasing your pay out.

6. When locally based farangs are inside the bars, do not speak in Thai with your friends in the bar but rather use Lao, Khmer or any other dialects that you may know.

It's bad enough that some of them can speak and even read Thai, but Lao and Khmer should be kept as sacrosanct. Under no circumstances should the farang be taught our regional dialects.

7. Always see him off at the airport. Thai currency cannot be used in his country, so it is highly likely that he will give you all of his leftover Baht as he leaves and says goodbye.

While accompanying him to the airport, prevent him buying going-away gifts for his family and friends in his homeland, this will leave more money for you.

8. See Asian customers. They understand that we like to gamble, and they understand that we have lots of unemployed brothers and sisters who need to eat. Therefore, they pay a lot better than the farangs.

9. Remember, when you go with a farang, you must always ask for taxi money and give him the excuse that taxi drivers cannot give change on big notes. Don't let him see the small change in your wallet. If taxi money isn't forthcoming, see rule 4.

10. If you are no longer making money in Bangkok, move down to Phuket where you will be able to start making money again. Give Phuket a few years, then move on to Pattaya. Even if you are approaching 50, it is no problem as the walking ATM machines in Pattaya seem to be so blind, they will not notice.

lol

great thread apart from the last post! where have i heard all that before?

I think that I am really falling for her, but I have a sneaking suspition that she only pretends to love me so that I will continue to support her, her brothers and sisters and her 3 puppies.

Whatever you do, make sure the dog from the next Soi doesn't mount her or you'll have a surprise in a few weeks and even more puppies to support.

I think that I am really falling for her, but I have a sneaking suspition that she only pretends to love me so that I will continue to support her, her brothers and sisters and her 3 puppies.

Whatever you do, make sure the dog from the next Soi doesn't mount her or you'll have a surprise in a few weeks and even more puppies to support.

And remember well those sad cases of soi dogs being raped by both Thai and farang men. Don't do anything that might help her to point the paw at you.

If you really want to do the right thing, then take all of them to the vets and get them all fixed. Too damm many of them already and here you are feeding em. Finally got rid of the buggers off my soi. Cost about 1900 each and they come pick them up and fix them and even take care of them. Best investment and you don't have the buggers nipping at you and making more. I don't mind dogs but if you're going to have one at least keep the buggers off the street and in your own yard. The Thais or it seems a lot of the Thais, seem to only like puppies and when they grow up they just abandon them on the street. Sad indeed.

the Bar Girls 10 Commandments .......

Are you insinuating that my DF is a BD?

Are you insinuating that my DF is a BD?

Very, very Singaporean and Malay.

Abbreviations for EVERYTHING.

Or is it everywhere these days?

A mobile phone phenomena?

SMS.

By the way, what is a DF and a BD?

Are you insinuating that my DF is a BD? 

Very, very Singaporean and Malay.

Abbreviations for EVERYTHING.

Or is it everywhere these days?

A mobile phone phenomena?

SMS.

By the way, what is a DF and a BD?

pobly Dog Friend,,or Bar Dog.

I have took a few dogs here in the village to a vet and had em fixed,tired of all the pups coming around to eat. others for meds and mange shampoo.

I have the only dogs that are in a fenced yard.and eat on a regular basis.

Are you sure its a "SHE"

Well I checked for an "adam's apple" and there isn't one there. Also she has quite small paws for her size. I am confident that she is really a "she" but TiT.

well it all checks out as far as you have went,,now to tell for sure,lift up her tail and look, But if she has any American blood in her ,she will pobly sue your ass for sexual harassment.

I gather they are past this stage in the relationship, they are discussing her moving in after the check up at the doctor.

Is she gonna get her own ATM card,or have you heard yet?

Are you sure its a "SHE"

I bet she turns out to be a Bitch