I miss massage in Thailand

[Farang123]

I miss massage in Thailand so much.  Ease of access and affordability. It's not even worth going in the US where I live. The Chinese run it, looks like gangsters. They charge $70 for an hour of <deleted>ty massage and then beg for tips saying they don't get paid without tips.

 

Thai massage women are the best!

[save the frogs]

you are correct.

thai massage girls are far better value.

the chinese run parlors back home are the worst.

but there are some good independents ... but way more expensive than thailand. 

 

 

Edited January 31, 2023 by save the frogs

[Pawpcorn]

Why did you return to the states? 

[Farang123]

4 minutes ago, Pawpcorn said:

Why did you return to the states? 

I spent most of my 30's in Chiang Mai but I am too young to just stay in Thailand for the rest of my life.

[orchis]

33 minutes ago, KhunLA said:

Do they participate in masturbation in the USA ?

in their free time, surely.

[orchis]

30 minutes ago, Farang123 said:

There is also a woman from Issan who does massage here but it is expensive so not as enjoyable.

cheap <deleted>.

[save the frogs]

1 hour ago, Mac Mickmanus said:

Do they participate in masturbation in the USA ?

are you trying to learn more about american culture? 

[Scott]

Troll post reported and removed along with replies. 

 

[ignore it]

Bunch of lazy  wonkers that's what y'all are.

Edited February 1, 2023 by ignore it

[mrwebb8825]

You could join Big-O Live and just "soapy" yourself. ????

[Xanthe]

On 1/31/2023 at 3:03 PM, save the frogs said:

but there are some good independents ... but way more expensive than thailand. 

That is the exact reason people travel 10,000 miles for sex orgy. The Sex orgy is available in all countries but most ordinary natives are not able to afford them. They are priced out. 

Edited February 12, 2023 by Xanthe

[LaosLover]

Thai massage seems very hit and miss: usually a bit blah/boring, sometimes stupidly painful, only very occasionally pretty good.

 

Compared to pricey Japan, it's a C-. No double way is a 400 baht massage here at the quality of a licensed masseuse in the west.

 

Best to catch them in the morning when they still have some attention span and oomph in their hands. But it's dull, dreary work for them. They should let them watch tik tok cat videos while they do it.

 

It's cheap for the same reason the beer is: it's not that great.

 

It's for people who like cheap but not that great-stuff, like the sex trade here. Xanthe above me has it precisely right.

[Cameroni]

On 2/1/2023 at 4:03 AM, save the frogs said:

 

thai massage girls are far better value

 

Assuming you get a "girl", I went to a famous luxury Spa in CM and I got a 68 year old grandmother. When I protested and asked for another masseuse I got a 58 year old. Cost me 2500 Baht for 2 hours. The massage was good, not great, but it wasn't a "girl" and it was not great value.

Edited March 29, 2023 by Cameroni

[watchcat]

1 hour ago, Cameroni said:

Assuming you get a "girl", I went to a famous luxury Spa in CM and I got a 68 year old grandmother. When I protested and asked for another masseuse I got a 58 year old. Cost me 2500 Baht for 2 hours. The massage was good, not great, but it wasn't a "girl" and it was not great value.

You went to this place to get sex/happy ending. "girls" can't give you a good massage it takes a long time to learn the profession you went to the wrong place. There are places where the girls have a number and they are mostly young, but can't give a proper massage.

[proton]

11 hours ago, Cameroni said:

Assuming you get a "girl", I went to a famous luxury Spa in CM and I got a 68 year old grandmother. When I protested and asked for another masseuse I got a 58 year old. Cost me 2500 Baht for 2 hours. The massage was good, not great, but it wasn't a "girl" and it was not great value.

An outrageous price, I would not have one for free but the mrs pays about 250 baht for 2 hours in Bangkok

[Farang123]

I have been desperate lately so I go to the only Thai massage shop around my neck of the woods.

Lady is from Issan, mid 40's, and charges $80 an hour for a one hour Thai massage.

Tips are of course expected on top of that as this is America. I actually need massage from time to time for health reasons, so I'm willing to pay. She has signs out front explaining that she faces stigma as an Asian

woman in the massage industry and she will not provide sexual services. Why would she even bother when she is making such good money providing just massage. 

[wolf81]

On 2/1/2023 at 4:44 AM, Farang123 said:

I spent most of my 30's in Chiang Mai but I am too young to just stay in Thailand for the rest of my life.

I'm doing fine here at 41, but YMMV ????

[Farang123]

10 hours ago, wolf81 said:

I'm doing fine here at 41, but YMMV ????

That's good. Life is easy there but I found it to be a bit of a no mans land after 7 years.

 

Miss those massage ladies though!