Inactive Posts; How are they administered?

[scottiejohn]

All this talk of inactive posts has got me pondering the age old questions;

a) How do you activate an inactive post?

b) Do they have inactive shifts?

c) Since COVID are they allowed to be inactive from home (IFH)?

d) Is there a Head Office of Inactive posts and if so how is it manned?

[ThailandRyan]

Why are you so curios, are you being placed into an inaactive post? Or your family member. 

 

It just means you get sidelined like placed in a corner. You still get paid etc...just can't continue to mess things up for others.

[BobBKK]

Most of them are fairly inactive anyway - so not much changes.

[petermik]

Anyone placed in an inactive post is moved to a huge building in the middle of nowhere where they have to check spelling mistakes from the millions of forms filled in at all the Government Departments here....if a form is found to be defective it is shredded and mixed with bull <deleted> which then is used as a compost for growing mushrooms ????

[Adumbration]

The head of the Department of Inactive Posts allocates inactive roles to incoming staff. 

 

The DIPHEAD is a much sought after postion.  It comes with a very expensive Elephant Ticket because all of the incoming subordinates are well cashed up due to previous illegal activity.

 

 

Edited March 24, 2023 by Adumbration

[Peabody]

1 hour ago, ThailandRyan said:

Why are you so curios, are you being placed into an inaactive post? Or your family member. 

 

It just means you get sidelined like placed in a corner. You still get paid etc...just can't continue to mess things up for others.

You are no longer in the gravy train line, so loss of the major reason for becoming a cop.

[scottiejohn]

6 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

Why are you so curios, are you being placed into an inaactive post? Or your family member. 

 

It just means you get sidelined like placed in a corner. You still get paid etc...just can't continue to mess things up for others.

I am not at all curious!

I was just trying to generate some fun and see if people could come up with some more stupid "ponderisims" re inactive posts.

 

I cannot believe that anyone took my post as being serious!

 

I did not realise that intended humorous/sarcastic posts ????need a warning or emoji!

 

 

 

 

Edited March 24, 2023 by scottiejohn