Surely they must be illegal, doing jobs reserved only for Thai's.

"The man says he is still trying to get to the bottom of the mysterious sex doll."

Well if he doesn't know now, he never will. Are her legs twisted or something?  ????

 

Harem? How many of these things does he have?

 

Next thing we'll hear is she's picked his winning lottery numbers.

5 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Perhaps his girlfriend was jealous and messed up the dolls hair in revenge.

????

Or she was having a secret lesbian session with the doll.

13 hours ago, CharlieKo said:

So, in those photos which is the doll and which is the girlfriend? Or maybe they are one and the same. Has the owner lost his mind.

maybe it was his g/f he put in the upstairs room..be easy to mistake as most are not exactly energetic

3 hours ago, Iron Tongue said:

Only if he bought the ladyboy version.

I thought I had, turns out it was inside out

3 hours ago, Iron Tongue said:

Only if he bought the ladyboy version.

oops double post

Edited April 12, 20233 yr by kingkenny

This article, posted here, is like throwing a filet mignon into the lion's den.

I'm gonna guess his second hand sex doll was leaking spooky ectoplasm. 

Sounds like his sex doll is two timing him when he leaves the room…

or someone else is popping her balloon!?

15 hours ago, Woof999 said:

 

Buying a second hand sex doll? Hmmm whatever floats your boat (no thanks) and definitely best not to tell anyone.

Second hand seems like not quite the proper terminology.

The fact that he has a harem of dolls is wierd. The fact that he has a girlfriend, and she is ok with all that is truly wierd. They are meant for each other. Finally, he found several women who really understand him!

16 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

He heard a noise from the room, as something had fallen on the floor. When he went to check, he found a comb on the floor.

Pretty good ears if he could hear a comb fall from another room.

Maybe he should drink less

4 hours ago, Iron Tongue said:

You do realize that your girlfriend is usually second-hand as well?  

Besides, the girly parts on those dolls are replaceable, unlike real girlfriends

"the girly parts on those dolls are replaceable"... you sound like an expert on the topic. Oh well, to each their own.

 

"You do realize that your girlfriend is usually second-hand as well"... no, my first girlfriend ended up being my wife and we met in grade school. We were both virgins when we married and yes, we were clumsy our first night together.  We were together for 27 years until cancer took her away. Far and away the best woman I'll ever know.

 

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he is still trying to get to the bottom of the mysterious sex doll

well, bottoms are important... So, let us know once you get there.

 

Looks like some dirty rat got there before him! And who's she calling? A friend? Is she cute too? What's her telephone number?

If this second hand doll cost ฿25,000 I wonder how much the AI companions will be...I've obviously lived a very sheltered life, ฿25,000 for a sex doll!!!!???? Geez

1 hour ago, HuskerDo2 said:

"the girly parts on those dolls are replaceable"... you sound like an expert on the topic. Oh well, to each their own.

 

"You do realize that your girlfriend is usually second-hand as well"... no, my first girlfriend ended up being my wife and we met in grade school. We were both virgins when we married and yes, we were clumsy our first night together.  We were together for 27 years until cancer took her away. Far and away the best woman I'll ever know.

 

Sorry for loosing your best friend. I envy people who can stay together that long in good harmony. Have tried it myself, but failed, no clue why. I do know now it is rare to find your "soulmate".

6 hours ago, HappyExpat57 said:

I imagine this doll collector cleans her cooch much more thoroughly than most working girls do.

We bow to your much greater experience in these matters …

1 minute ago, nchuckle said:

We bow to your much greater experience in these matters …

Not personal experience. As I said, "I imagine . . ."

Just now, HappyExpat57 said:

2 minutes ago, nchuckle said:

We bow to your much greater experience in these matters …

Not personal experience. As I said, "I imagine . . ."

Then You have a vivid imagination! ???? 

Just now, xtrnuno41 said:

Sorry for loosing your best friend. I envy people who can stay together that long in good harmony. Have tried it myself, but failed, no clue why. I do know now it is rare to find your "soulmate".

Thank you. Yes, she was indeed my soulmate but even much more if that's possible. She was my heart and soul. My life revolved around her. When I went to work all I could think of was when it was quitting time so I could see her again. Same thing when I fell asleep. Couldn't wait to see her beautiful face next to me when I woke. I know a very few people will experience what we had. I'm eternally grateful for having had her in my life as long as I did. 

The best thing about those dolls is they do not talk.

A lot of sad losers and cheap Charlie's around  but if it saves them ???? 

So be it ????

No lady drinks then

The sex doll collector believes the doll could be possessed by a spirit and that is why he got it so cheap. The former owner had a bad experience and wanted rid of it because something bad had happened. The man who sold it was just the middleman, he did not own the doll.

Collecting Sex dolls and having a GF sounds a bit over the top.

Believing in spirits is fine as long as they are the ones one can drink.

Putting  all this together sounds like he's using/smoking some weird sh!t.

I can't stop laughing reading this....????????...... great responses with terrific sense of humour... Happy Songkran all! 

7 hours ago, soalbundy said:

Or she was having a secret lesbian session with the doll.

Good one! I hadn't thought of that.

2 hours ago, digger70 said:

Collecting Sex dolls and having a GF sounds a bit over the top.

Why so? People collect all sorts of things, so dolls ( NB they are not sex dolls ) isn't that big a deal unless one actually thinks they are real people.

Perhaps he likes dressing girls up, and his real live GF doesn't like it, so he has both.

2 hours ago, malthebluff said:

No lady drinks then

Exactly, and they never nag, which is always a good thing.