bob smith Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 up yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AboutThaim Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 I don't know why so many people pick on BigNob, he's a legend! A perfect driver according to himself and he steers with his feet!! I worked that out because with one hand always on his willy and the other always patting himself on the back that's the only way he can steer. LOL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBF Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 (edited) A lovely insult from Tony Hancock in the 1950s Hancock - If you'd been meant to think - full.mp3 And some others - I know not who they are 3steps.wav face.wav dumb<deleted>.wav Edited November 14, 2023 by VBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
save the frogs Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 7 hours ago, 1FinickyOne said: Rodney Dangerfield? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 14, 2023 Author Share Posted November 14, 2023 8 hours ago, bob smith said: up yours! I prefer the expression " you wouldn't know if I was up you, unless I coughed". ' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 8 hours ago, AboutThaim said: I don't know why so many people pick on BigNob, he's a legend! A perfect driver according to himself and he steers with his feet!! I worked that out because with one hand always on his willy and the other always patting himself on the back that's the only way he can steer. LOL I drive with my willy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdemundo Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 9 hours ago, 1FinickyOne said: Rodney Dangerfield? doesn't ring a bell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripstanley Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 YFK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nausea Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 I fluctuate between Hia and Kwai; when in Rome ... . 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnydrops Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 I heard this on a construction site. Two guys were having an argument, when one of the guys pulled the end from the retractable measuring tape on his belt and and put it up to the other guy's face, looked down to see what the measurement was, he said " Do you realize you are only 40 inches from being a Cxxx.Sxxxxx?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 1 hour ago, cdemundo said: doesn't ring a bell? Yeah. He was a comedian not a bell ringer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geisha Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 On 11/12/2023 at 6:00 AM, Morch said: When I first came to Phuket many years ago, a group of us foreigners of all ages and nationalities used to hang out on the beach in Kata at sunset on the beach chairs and have a few Singa’s , our Thai friends would join in , bring snacks etc , they taught us the 2 worse words ( photos above) and had a great time getting us to use them on unsuspecting passers by !! The Thais love a joke , and they were the best times of my Thai life. Sadly , many here don’t agree. I still see my Thai friends once a year and we’ve all grown old together. There’s insults and insults , no need to cause pain or suffering. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowtail Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 Indeed. It has been my experience that Thais are generally a happy, friendly, honest, fun-loving people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross163103 Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 Your mother should have swallowed you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketDog Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 Your mother wears army boots. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Monday Posted November 15, 2023 Share Posted November 15, 2023 Little guy was quite an improvisator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowtail Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 21 hours ago, RocketDog said: Your mother wears army boots. Is she Israeli? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted November 24, 2023 Share Posted November 24, 2023 On 11/12/2023 at 9:50 AM, Lacessit said: My son's favorite is "dumb as a can of soup". For a long time, I used "He has the intelligence of an amoeba". My favorite: He's just a BENCHWORK Chemist. Knows nothing about Theoretical Chemistry. Has not a clue about Quantum Chemistry, which is now the basis for Biochem, Organic Chem, and Inorganic Chem, too. This is my favorite insult. Some don't appreciate it, though. FORE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 25, 2023 Author Share Posted November 25, 2023 3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said: My favorite: He's just a BENCHWORK Chemist. Knows nothing about Theoretical Chemistry. Has not a clue about Quantum Chemistry, which is now the basis for Biochem, Organic Chem, and Inorganic Chem, too. This is my favorite insult. Some don't appreciate it, though. FORE!!!!! I was seeking quality insults. Yours gets the guernsey as the most lame. Or perhaps it should be a kimono. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 3 hours ago, Lacessit said: I was seeking quality insults. Yours gets the guernsey as the most lame. Or perhaps it should be a kimono. If you REALLY want quality insults, then Don Rickles is your man. However, in my opinion, insult comedy is just NOT your genre.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 25, 2023 Author Share Posted November 25, 2023 6 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: If you REALLY want quality insults, then Don Rickles is your man. However, in my opinion, insult comedy is just NOT your genre.... Help, I am being flogged with wet lettuce leaves. Posts without a fair dose of senility are not your genre either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GammaGlobulin Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 2 hours ago, Lacessit said: Posts without a fair dose of senility are not your genre either. This makes no sense. A dose of senility. A dose of sense. A dose of the clap? Well, you got two out of three, and two out of three ain't bad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 25, 2023 Author Share Posted November 25, 2023 36 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said: This makes no sense. A dose of senility. A dose of sense. A dose of the clap? Well, you got two out of three, and two out of three ain't bad. It probably does not make any sense to you, because your reading skills are way behind the amount of nonsensical verbiage you have proved you can produce at the drop of a hat. Have you managed to seduce one of your super-intelligent 30 yo Japanese women yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 Can you start talking so I can tell your head from your ass 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobandyson Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 Are you a professional a55hole or just a gifted amateur? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 33 minutes ago, bignok said: Can you start talking so I can tell your head from your ass Says you talking out of yours as usual! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 5 minutes ago, bobandyson said: Are you a professional a55hole or just a gifted amateur? I don't think the word "gifted" applies in this instance! PS; Otherwise I believe you to be spot on with your observation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 8 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: Says you talking out of yours as usual! Says the troll. Is it Scott or John? Maybe its both - you have 2 heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Monday Posted November 25, 2023 Share Posted November 25, 2023 (edited) On 11/13/2023 at 8:22 PM, bob smith said: up yours! Edited November 25, 2023 by Captain Monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 26, 2023 Author Share Posted November 26, 2023 7 hours ago, Captain Monday said: That really takes me back, it was in use over 60 years ago when I was a trainee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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