Lacessit Posted November 12, 2023 Author Share Posted November 12, 2023 1 minute ago, JeffersLos said: You have my sincere sympathies. Let me help you ties your shoelaces. The thread title is " What's your favorite insult?" Thank you for the assistance, don't forget to lick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BarraMarra Posted November 12, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted November 12, 2023 Your as tight as a Submarine Door. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photoguy21 Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 11 minutes ago, Lacessit said: Your opinion. The thread title is "What's your favorite insult?" It's not about their effect, or whether they win an argument. True it is my opinion. It is another way of saying I dont have favourite insults as I tend not to use them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffersLos Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 12 minutes ago, Lacessit said: The thread title is " What's your favorite insult?" As I posted, my favourite insult is: 20 minutes ago, JeffersLos said: Australian? Wow, you really are Australian!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 12, 2023 Author Share Posted November 12, 2023 28 minutes ago, Photoguy21 said: True it is my opinion. It is another way of saying I dont have favourite insults as I tend not to use them. Each to his own. Surely you must be tempted occasionally, when you encounter something egregiously stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 12, 2023 Author Share Posted November 12, 2023 You're as welcome as a turd in a punch bowl, or a pork chop in a synagogue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post johnnybangkok Posted November 12, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted November 12, 2023 Here's one you could use for quite a few posters on this forum:- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 12, 2023 Author Share Posted November 12, 2023 Your mouthwash ain't making it ( Clint Eastwood ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 Nice to meet you. You're so wise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 12, 2023 Author Share Posted November 12, 2023 Just now, johnnybangkok said: Here's one you could use for quite a few posters on this forum:- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt. A variant comes from the Latin " Si tacuisse, philosophus mansisse". Loosely translated, it means : "If you had kept your mouth shut, we might have thought you are clever". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 You have this uncanny ability to compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I ever met. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 12, 2023 Author Share Posted November 12, 2023 4 minutes ago, bignok said: You have this uncanny ability to compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I ever met. Quite a good insult, is it original? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 1 minute ago, Lacessit said: Quite a good insult, is it original? A modified version from Abe Lincoln. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 12, 2023 Author Share Posted November 12, 2023 Just now, bignok said: A modified version from Abe Lincoln. On a tangent, it reminded me of: "If a seminal thought ever entered his head, it would be a clear case of promiscuity". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off." — Author Kurt Vonnegut, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 12, 2023 Author Share Posted November 12, 2023 5 hours ago, V8M8 said: One of my favorites is one my Mrs reserves mostly for people driving like complete idiots, Which as eveyone will know is everytime you are driving any where. "Samong Ma banya Kwai", I think that loosely translates into "the brain of a dog and acts like a buffalo" My Thai GF absolutely cracked up when I relayed that insult to her. You made her day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Monday Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
save the frogs Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 (edited) Rodney Dangerfield: I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. Edited November 12, 2023 by save the frogs 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarraMarra Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 You can't soar with the Eagles when your flying with Turkeys. Or one of mine I use on here " You can't Educate Pork " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RabidRenu Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 Adelaide '1/2 an hour behind' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 12, 2023 Author Share Posted November 12, 2023 He uses statistics like a drunken man uses a lamp post - for support rather than illumination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 11 minutes ago, RabidRenu said: Adelaide '1/2 an hour behind' West coast of US Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 12, 2023 Author Share Posted November 12, 2023 " A souffle only rises once" Paul Keating, on the possibility of Andrew Peacock becoming the Liberal leader a second time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmerjo Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 Terdburger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaBandit Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 Now go home and get yer ----- shine box! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 10 hours ago, Lacessit said: " A souffle only rises once" Paul Keating, on the possibility of Andrew Peacock becoming the Liberal leader a second time. "I wanna do you slowly". I think that was another Keating quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowtail Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 "English teacher" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 13, 2023 Author Share Posted November 13, 2023 Shane Warne to Daryl Cullinan: " I've been waiting for another chance to bowl to you for two years". Daryl Cullinan: " It looks like you spent them eating". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 5 minutes ago, Lacessit said: Shane Warne to Daryl Cullinan: " I've been waiting for another chance to bowl to you for two years". Daryl Cullinan: " It looks like you spent them eating". Warne to Healy "He won't come out of his crease" (Arundatunga) Healy " put a mars bar on a length: Arungatunga calls for runner Healy " you cant get a runner cause you are fat and unfit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 13, 2023 Author Share Posted November 13, 2023 26 minutes ago, bignok said: Warne to Healy "He won't come out of his crease" (Arundatunga) Healy " put a mars bar on a length: Arungatunga calls for runner Healy " you cant get a runner cause you are fat and unfit" Glenn McGrath to a Zimbabwe batsman: "Why are you so fat?" Batsman: " Cos every time I <deleted> your wife, she gives me a biscuit". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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