Captain Monday Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 46 minutes ago, Lacessit said: That really takes me back, it was in use over 60 years ago when I was a trainee. I only heard it from the late 1970s American TV show "Welcome back Kotter" with Gabe Kaplan. John Travolta was not a big star then. When I was a kid there were many funny shows nothing on American TV seems worth watching these days. Kaplan used to be a standup comic. Recycled comic material going back to the Vaudeville days was often used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoner Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 On 11/12/2023 at 11:05 AM, dingdongrb said: 'The best part of you ran down your mommy's leg.' you were the fastest swimmer ? :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a3tsw Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 26, 2023 Author Share Posted November 26, 2023 IIRC, one of the best exchanges was between Rod Marsh and Ian Botham. Marsh: "How's your wife and my kids?" Botham: " Wife is fine. Kids are retarded". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bignok Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 15 hours ago, Captain Monday said: Means? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Monday Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 6 hours ago, bignok said: Means? Use your imagination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross163103 Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross163103 Posted November 26, 2023 Share Posted November 26, 2023 I know mothers are off limits for a lot of people but this one for a birthday: Congratulations on the day your face rubbed your mother's pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBChiangRai Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Some insults for fat people... Where can I rent those chins? I knew there was a famine in Africa, now I know why You're so fat you have your own postcode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanaguma Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 On 11/27/2023 at 7:33 AM, ross163103 said: The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg. I heard it more like, "the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and made a brown stain on the mattress. I am partial to, "someone should pull a cvnt over your head and fvck some sense into you!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted November 28, 2023 Author Share Posted November 28, 2023 8 minutes ago, Hanaguma said: I heard it more like, "the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and made a brown stain on the mattress. I am partial to, "someone should pull a cvnt over your head and fvck some sense into you!" Takes me back to 'does your nose bleed every 28 days?' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 53 minutes ago, Lacessit said: Takes me back to 'does your nose bleed every 28 days?' Only addressed to an @rse hole of a man of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Lady Di on her marriage. "We're happily married. He's happy and I'm married". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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