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Very funny article in Slate about how even a zillionaire becomes a drooling bonehead when in lust for a woman -Def the most unintentionally hilarious pic of the year:

 

https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/11/jeff-bezos-and-lauren-sanchez-vogue-photoshoot.html

 

So, would I? No, will pass on the trout pout lips. He's Jeff Bezo and he can't get a Gwyneth. Sad.

 

Have I gone crazy simpy in my life due to lust?  

 

Def. Prob the most with my wife. Since that worked out, simping is re-defined as success.

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2 minutes ago, JeffersLos said:

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She was born a dude? And remained a dude until her 40s? 

looks like there is some heavy photoshopping going on in the "approved" images. Still a good advert for TRT though.

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32 minutes ago, mokwit said:

looks like there is some heavy photoshopping going on in the "approved" images. Still a good advert for TRT though.

Not TRT. TRT is dangerous. One's body sees it has enough testosterone, so stops producing it. The thing is testosterone production is directly linked to sperm production, so guys who regularly use TRT become infertile. Also, once TRT is stopped, 25% of men can no longer produce testosterone naturally.

 

Better to do what Bezos, Musk and Zuckerberg did: hit the gym. Of course they hired personal trainers and dieticians, too. All want to live long enough to enjoy their bazillions.

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1 minute ago, Walker88 said:

Not TRT. TRT is dangerous. One's body sees it has enough testosterone, so stops producing it. The thing is testosterone production is directly linked to sperm production, so guys who regularly use TRT become infertile. Also, once TRT is stopped, 25% of men can no longer produce testosterone naturally.

 

Better to do what Bezos, Musk and Zuckerberg did: hit the gym. Of course they hired personal trainers and dieticians, too. All want to live long enough to enjoy their bazillions.

Very hard to get that jacked naturally. Steroid use shapes the muscles in a unique way and IMO Bezos has that.

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Perhaps she has a wonderful personality?

 

If I was in the same league as him and had the opportunity to speak to her I think I would be looking to avoid contact with her from the moment I first clapped eyes on her.

 

But maybe he really likes the inflated, plasticised, worn out, "matures" porn actress look.....and made a bee line straight for her at the speed dating evening?

 

 

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2 hours ago, mokwit said:

Very hard to get that jacked naturally. Steroid use shapes the muscles in a unique way and IMO Bezos has that.

Him or her?

 

For Bezos, that looks pretty natural. Do the work in the gym, and that degree of jack-ism isn't difficult.

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