donna Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I just received this email from a male friend: THE WORLDS SHORTEST FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, lunching, drank martinis. Always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased. Did whatever the hel_l she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boy friends, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick flicks, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and farted whenever she wanted. The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GracelessFawn Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 (edited) Hehehhehee.... Nice one Donna. Edited July 19, 2007 by GracelessFawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solid Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Those things are great, but life is better when you have someone to share those things with, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 yeah, i agree solid. funnily enough that was sent to me by a man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulie2277 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 haha i think u changed the ending Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlx Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 great story- i for one am happier by myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 haha i think u changed the ending about the track pants? perhaps thats pushing it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamianMavis Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 No thong underwear? What the heckums?! I thought all women wore those constantly!? Damian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenShone Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 (edited) Fairy Tales - I used to read them when I was a kid. Fairies - BKK is full of them. Tales -Loads of people have tales about BKK. Edited July 19, 2007 by GreenShone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PattayaAddict Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 HEHEHE loved it ,nice tale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 I just received this email from a male friend: THE WORLDS SHORTEST FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, lunching, drank martinis. Always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased. Did whatever the hel_l she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boy friends, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick flicks, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and farted whenever she wanted. The End That's hilarious Donna, how did I miss it? So what did she do for a living pray tell?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Hey - I didn't know my life was a fairy tale! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Hey - I didn't know my life was a fairy tale! Some lad proposed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 Two of them - a while ago Brit. I don't get out enough these days to find a potential husband, or even a potential date. But, since I'm quitting my job, that may well change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jersey_UK Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 So what did she do for a living pray tell?! "had many boy friends" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kat Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 uhm, no; That's someone else's fairytale, yours perhaps? On this fairytale, we do things that we WANT to do - the whole point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted September 9, 2007 Share Posted September 9, 2007 uhm, no; That's someone else's fairytale, yours perhaps?On this fairytale, we do things that we WANT to do - the whole point That is the point to life I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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