AltumAngel Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'' The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!'' The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulbangkok Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 5 Jokes today so far Altum Angel, 5 re-posts, come on you've got to do better than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenShone Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Not that funny, but it made me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.png.3b3332cc2256ad0edbc2fe9404feeef0.png)
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now