I like to attract the Thailand Tokay Gecko to my house: Using My Mating Call!

[GammaGlobulin]

Dear Folks,

 

Seriously, Folks, one of the things that I most love about Thailand is the sound of the Thailand Geckos around my home.

 

THANK GOODNESS: The Gecko, so far, is surviving the Global-Warming-induced Hotter-than-HOT Hot Seasons we have been experiencing in recent years.

 

I really worry for these tiny lizards.

 

When I hear them, they are like a cool cloth on my forehead....

The mating calls of the Thailand Gecko cool me and calm my fevered brow, anytime they choose to grace me with their vocalizations.

 

I LOVE....

I mean that....

I REALLY LOVE these tiny guys.....

 

Do you feel as I?

 

Good Bless these Beasts, One and All !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And, God Bless us, Everyone, too, for enjoying this, so-far not destroyed bit of Mother Nature!

 

Here is what I mean.

How can you actually not fall in love with these lizards, who call out to us....hopefully....on most nights.

 

By the way...

THIS YEAR, I think their calls have begun much later in the year than usual....

Please correct me if I might be mistaken in this....

Tks!

 

 

 

Best Regards,....

Gamma

 

Note:  When I first arrived in Chiang Mai, I thought these lizards were telling me:  F-U, F-U, F-U.....  But that was just because I had not yet learned to understand the Good Natures of these beasts.

 

 

 

[scottiejohn]

More cr@p from the cr@p writer in chief!

[GammaGlobulin]

3 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

More cr@p from the cr@p writer in chief!

 

You are just so easy to please, Sir!

 

 

[scottiejohn]

Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

 

You are just so easy to please, Sir!

 

 

Why do you write such garbage?

[still kicking]

4 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

More cr@p from the cr@p writer in chief!

I wonder why the mods haven't banned him yet 

[scottiejohn]

1 minute ago, still kicking said:

I wonder why the mods haven't banned him yet 

It is probably one of their clickbait bots!

[GammaGlobulin]

10 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Why do you write such garbage?

 

What would you have me write, instead?

 

Feel free to pick a TOPIC, and I will gladly write about it.

 

It UPS to you...

 

Choose one....

I DARE you.....

 

Take care, Man!

 

 

[scottiejohn]

Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

What would you have me write, instead?

Nothing!

[GammaGlobulin]

15 minutes ago, still kicking said:

I wonder why the mods haven't banned him yet 

 

Because....

 

a.  I care about this forum

b.  I contribute to the best of my ability

e.  I never tire

 

And, maybe....other reasons that we do not know about....

 

(Also, significantly, I am, basically, at heart, a nonconfrontational personality, as I am sure most must admit, deep down....)

 

 

[bunnydrops]

I really like the Tokays also except when they find a hole into my attic. The Thais are afraid of them. When they were children they were told that if they are bad the ToKays will come to get them. As far as your mating call, has it worked with anything else?

[scottiejohn]

1 minute ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I care about this forum

If you did you would shut up!

[scottiejohn]

2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

And, maybe....other reasons that we do not know about....

Or will ever care about!

 

PS;  All you are doing for me, apart from p!ssing me, and many others. off is increasing my post count, as if I care, unlike you!

[GammaGlobulin]

2 minutes ago, bunnydrops said:

I really like the Tokays also except when they find a hole into my attic. The Thais are afraid of them. When they were children they were told that if they are bad the ToKays will come to get them. As far as your mating call, has it worked with anything else?

 

I use recorded mating calls.

 

And, yes, they actually do seem to work quite well.

 

I love this lizard, because the vocalizations remind me of my former jungle home, when I and Jane were still on dating terms.  Sadly, she recently passed away....  Not sure if you got the news.

 

 

 

 

[still kicking]

10 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

I use recorded mating calls.

 

And, yes, they actually do seem to work quite well.

 

I love this lizard, because the vocalizations remind me of my former jungle home, when I and Jane were still on dating terms.  Sadly, she recently passed away....  Not sure if you got the news.

 

 

 

 

What a load of BS

[GammaGlobulin]

9 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Or will ever care about!

 

PS;  All you are doing for me, apart from p!ssing me, and many others. off is increasing my post count, as if I care, unlike you!

 

Well...

 

I apologize for this unintended consequence, then...

 

Have you ever studied, FORMALLY, the consequences of unintended consequences, SOCIAOLOGICALLY, I mean?

 

 

 

Take...for example....SEAT BELT USE:

 

 

IF you have the time, Sir, I would recommend that you study up on the Social Science of Unintended Consequences....

 

This might just make your year....

 

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

3 minutes ago, still kicking said:

What a load of BS

 

There are loads....and then...there are..

LOADS.

 

What do you mean by your load?

 

 

[scottiejohn]

32 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

There are loads....and then...there are..

LOADS.

 

What do you mean by your load?

 

 

The sh!t load you keep dumping on here!

[Dioj]

Now I've seen it all, GG, the undisputed king of incessantly plunging his tongue into the dog's b0ll0cks ad nauseam, has decided to mate with lizards for his latest act of debauchery. Alas, needle diick the bug fooker is now trying to up his game by going after reptiles instead of roaches. You can't even make this shiiit up!

[GammaGlobulin]

18 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

The sh!t load you keep dumping on here!

 

I guess you may have never read Thomas Wolfe:

 

He wrote FAR more words than I could ever hope to impress you with.

 

So, consider yourself fortunate that he is dead, while I am still alive, here, for this moment.....

 

My advice to you is to....

Look Homeward, Angel

 

 

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

8 minutes ago, Dioj said:

the undisputed king

 

I think you meant....

 

The indisposed king?

 

(Still taking my pills, though, thank you....!)

 

 

[Martin71]

 

Gamma.. me and the lads got together and bought you a new shirt for the rainy season..

 

[simon43]

1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

It is probably one of their clickbait bots!

If it is, then it is having the completely wrong effect - I spend little time on this forum now because of d***h***s like him (and he is not the only troll). They add absolutely nothing of positive value to this forum.

[GammaGlobulin]

3 minutes ago, Martin71 said:

 

Gamma.. me and the lads got together and bought you a new shirt for the rainy season..

 

 

Really cannot thank you enough!

You guys are just so very considerate and caring!

 

But then....

What is a great Forum for, if not to instill in us this wonderful sense of comradery?

 

 

[Dioj]

5 minutes ago, Martin71 said:

 

Gamma.. me and the lads got together and bought you a new shirt for the rainy season..

 

He's gonna need a sturdy gag to go with it too just in case he tries to switch over to dictation after suiting up in his new rainy season outfit. 

[Dioj]

4 minutes ago, simon43 said:

If it is, then it is having the completely wrong effect - I spend little time on this forum now because of d***h***s like him (and he is not the only troll). They add absolutely nothing of positive value to this forum.

You mean there are more like him besides all the ones with the initials GG?

[hwas]

2 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Note:  When I first arrived in Chiang Mai, I thought these lizards were telling me:  F-U, F-U, F-U.....  But that was just because I had not yet learned to understand the Good Natures of these beasts.

 

 

They, and everyone else, were actually telling you F-U and still are telling you F-U

[GammaGlobulin]

12 minutes ago, simon43 said:

If it is, then it is having the completely wrong effect - I spend little time on this forum now because of d***h***s like him (and he is not the only troll). They add absolutely nothing of positive value to this forum.

 

How's Laos, by comparison.

 

I am thinking of going to Laos for a visit.

 

Do you have a free room?

 

(I might even brush up, with you, on some of my long-forgotten Science topics, like...well..... Why do they call Mitochondria the POWER-HOUSE of the Cell, just for starters.  I guess you can explain this with your stick in the sand, to any good student?)

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

8 minutes ago, hwas said:

They, and everyone else, were actually telling you F-U and still are telling you F-U

 

NICE!

 

 

[bunnydrops]

I don't get it. 14 posts by people reading your post say they don't want to read your posts. Are these people masochistic or what?

[GammaGlobulin]

14 minutes ago, bunnydrops said:

I don't get it. 14 posts by people reading your post say they don't want to read your posts. Are these people masochistic or what?

 

No.

They are not masochistic; not at all.

 

They just enjoy posting comments, same as everyone here.

 

(My Prime Directive here, is to allow people to read my posts, and then say that they do not want to do what they have already done.)

 

If everything written on this Forum was like Pablum, then only infants without teeth would enjoy TV.

 

You just cannot allow yourself to become overly bogged down by those bogs who may have grown up around the bogs, or in them.