My Pint of Lager had this foul stench last night...

[sqwakvfr]

54 minutes ago, nobodysfriend said:

 I would not drink something that appears to be not clean .

Had food poisoning a few times here already , the sanitary standards are often simply non existing .

 

In 7 years of living in CNX I  average two to three episodes of food poisoning events per year. I have gotten to know the Gastroenterology Department at Chiang Mam Ram very well. The more one eats out in LOS the odds of having Gastro issuee and/or food poisoning increases.  The only safe food or drinks seems to anything that has been cooked and made in a factory. The riskiest food to consume is probably any raw vegetable.  Which is a problme because I like salads. 

[LS24]

9 minutes ago, bob smith said:

so I didn't end up being another soi 6 casualty! 

 

it's just not worth the hassle these days.

 

bob.

But it is only Thais who act like the Soi 6 guards, no?

Sounds like you were afraid of the Thai wife of the Brit owner. You are apparently hated everywhere you go it seems and you are fearful of a kicking from a little girl.

 

You might get a gig as a castrati with those plums the size of peas. How is your falsetto?

 

 

[bob smith]

4 minutes ago, LS24 said:

But it is only Thais who act like the Soi 6 guards, no?

Sounds like you were afraid of the Thai wife of the Brit owner. You are apparently hated everywhere you go it seems and you are fearful of a kicking from a little girl.

 

You might get a gig as a castrati with those plums the size of peas. How is your falsetto?

 

 

mate, we were in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by thais.

 

the thai wife could've had brothers in the vicinity.

 

it was late at night too.

 

why would I cause a fuss for the sake of 150 baht?

 

bob.

[LS24]

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

mate, we were in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by thais.

 

the thai wife could've had brothers in the vicinity.

 

it was late at night too.

 

why would I cause a fuss for the sake of 150 baht?

 

bob.

I'm not your mate. And my post stands. Peas for plums.

 

[bob smith]

4 minutes ago, LS24 said:

I'm not your mate

get off my thread then you crank!

 

bob.

[LS24]

5 minutes ago, bob smith said:

get off my thread then you crank!

 

bob.

Okay, spineless. now give me a high C

[Yagoda]

1 hour ago, ChumpChange said:

 

Here we go again, the latest fanciful fable from the land of bits and bobs, who gets thrown out of bars, restaurants, gyms, doctor's offices, law offices and who knows where else. But of course it's always them that are the problem and not you, right?

 

Well, FFS, if some nasty git asked me if I clean my pipes regularly I would probably introduce him to a lot more than just the exit door.

 

 

Based on what I see with this dude, I have nothing to do with anyone named Bob

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, LS24 said:

Okay, spineless.

thanks sweetheart!

 

bob.

[Walker88]

Going to have to side with Bob on this.

 

If a venue is in the middle of nowhere, getting trained service staff of distributors to come flush the system is likely difficult. Also, the keg might be aged, and draft does not have a long shelf life.

 

I've sat in restaurants where the taps are visible (and in an open, al fresco area), and crew from the distributor comes with gear to flush out the system. Go to a place regularly, and you can see this flushing of the system seems to be every few weeks, maybe more often. I'm not sure what builds up in the pipes (not being an expert), but I suspect residue can build up, and in the heat of Thailand, that likely leads to something nasty.

 

In a major city like Bangkok or Pattaya, service personnel can hit a dozen customers in a day, servicing each. Out in the middle of nowhere, where there are fewer venues, regular visits are probably less likely.

 

If far from a major city, maybe it's best to order by the bottle (and check the expiration date).

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, Walker88 said:

 

If far from a major city, maybe it's best to order by the bottle (and check the expiration date).

...lesson most definitely learned mate!

 

bob.

[ChumpChange]

29 minutes ago, bob smith said:

why would I cause a fuss for the sake of 150 baht?

 

bob.

Oh, but it's OK to whinge relentlessly like an old mlnger on AN about 150 Baht where nobody gives a toss?

[Ralf001]

This you Bob ?

 

 

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, Ralf001 said:

This you Bob ?

 

 

it would be a bit hard to dip my head in a fish tank in chaing mai when I am nowhere near the place!

 

but nice try, ralf.

 

bob.

[ChumpChange]

18 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Based on what I see with this dude, I have nothing to do with anyone named Bob

True dat, he boasts endlessly about how financially blessed he is, yet he can't stop wining about a shiity 150 Baht beer that someone served him just to try to get him to leave the venue. You can't make this shiit up. 

[bob smith]

3 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

Oh, but it's OK to whinge relentlessly like an old mlnger on AN about 150 Baht where nobody gives a toss?

what are you whinging about now?

 

bob.

[ChumpChange]

29 minutes ago, bob smith said:

get off my thread then you crank!

 

bob.

That's not how it works. Any fantastical rubbish you post is solid fair game. 

[bob smith]

10 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

That's not how it works. Any fantastical rubbish you post is solid fair game. 

nothing better to do than troll my threads then, Chump?

 

what a sad existence you have.

 

btw, Jimmy thinks you are a bit of a 🔔end

 

bob & jim.

[LS24]

41 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

Oh, but it's OK to whinge relentlessly like an old mlnger on AN about 150 Baht where nobody gives a toss?

That tends to happen when someone has minuscule plums.

[bob smith]

8 minutes ago, LS24 said:

That tends to happen when someone has minuscule plums.

...You seem to have an unhealthy obsession with testicles, LS24.

 

is there something we should know about you?

 

bob.

[LS24]

27 minutes ago, bob smith said:

...You seem to have an unhealthy obsession with testicles, LS24.

 

is there something we should know about you?

 

bob.

If I did have an obsession with them, yours would be wholely unsatisfying do to their size and insignificance.

 

Be careful out and about today. It is lunch time and school girls may be around. Don't give them any side eye or they might give you a whooping. Or worse still their little sisters might join in.

[bob smith]

6 minutes ago, LS24 said:

If I did have an obsession with them, yours would be wholely unsatisfying do to their size and insignificance.

 

Be careful out and about today. It is lunch time and school girls may be around. Don't give them any side eye or they might give you a whooping. Or worse still their little sisters might join in.

You have blown a gasket fella!

 

well and truly lost the plot.

 

bob.

[ChumpChange]

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

btw, Jimmy thinks you are a bit of a 🔔end

 

bob & jim.

🔔 end bob. 😂

 

Jimmy must be one of your rented friends. Does he call you boss too?

[bob smith]

5 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

🔔 end bob. 😂

 

Jimmy must be one of your rented friends. Does he call you boss too?

The ladies either call me big boss or daddy.

 

I don't engage with the males except a few close friends who I have known for years.

 

Jimmy is the salt of the earth.

A very, very wise man.

There's no flies on Jim!

 

bob.

[ChumpChange]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

The ladies either call me big boss or daddy.

 

I don't engage with the males.

 

bob.

40-50 year old ladies calling a geriatric daddy isn't inappropriate. 
 

The "big" reference must be akin to the oversized appendage that protrudes between your waist and your sternum. 

[bob smith]

6 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

The "big" reference must be akin to the oversized appendage that protrudes between your waist and your sternum. 

No Chump.

 

It's because of my big willy.

 

bob.

[ChumpChange]

8 minutes ago, bob smith said:

No Chump.

 

It's because of my big willy.

 

bob.

You must be a real crowd pleaser in Soi Ladyboy. I thought they call it a mangina though???

[MalcolmB]

4 hours ago, bob smith said:

I didn't even let it touch my lips.

 

the stench was so overpowering that I almost threw up in the glass!

 

bob.

It might have been your breath? 
 

 

[charleskerins]

4 hours ago, ChumpChange said:

 

Here we go again, the latest fanciful fable from the land of bits and bobs, who gets thrown out of bars, restaurants, gyms, doctor's offices, law offices and who knows where else. But of course it's always them that are the problem and not you, right?

 

Well, FFS, if some nasty git asked me if I clean my pipes regularly I would probably introduce him to a lot more than just the exit door.

 

 

well if the draft beer was no good they don't clean regularly.

[charleskerins]

4 hours ago, ChumpChange said:

 

Here we go again, the latest fanciful fable from the land of bits and bobs, who gets thrown out of bars, restaurants, gyms, doctor's offices, law offices and who knows where else. But of course it's always them that are the problem and not you, right?

 

Well, FFS, if some nasty git asked me if I clean my pipes regularly I would probably introduce him to a lot more than just the exit door.

 

 

well if the draft beer was no good they don't clean regularly.

[newbee2022]

5 hours ago, bob smith said:

I am currently in rural Thailand visiting an old pal of mine called Jimmy.

He took me out to this local pub run by a brit and his Thai wife last night because they had lager on draft and he knows that's what I like.

 

The food was OK and the service was decent.

Then came the pint of lager..

 

As soon as I put the glass to my lips I could smell it.

Like rotten eggs it was,

the smell was too much to bear so I walked up to the bar and told the owner.

I asked him does he clean his pipes regularly or not??

 

the cheeky git kicked me and my friend out claiming we were giving his beer and bar a bad name.

I said go on, taste it yourself then.

he refused and ordered we both leave this second.

Jimmy protested but to no avail.

We paid up and left without leaving a tip.

We were in there all of 25 minutes.

 

Jimmy had been frequenting this dive for years but had never ordered their draft beer before.

I love a good draft so naturally it was the first thing I ordered.

 

seems the brit and his wife can't take any form of constructive criticism.

I hesitate to say that this kind of behavior is normal in nakhon nowhere but I will hazard a guess that it is..

 

bob.

 

Try today again. Maybe you got Bad Karma yesterday.🙏