I have always been fascinated by tattoos 

I want to get two hands on my bum cheeks .

One hand on each 

 

Every trip to Thailand I say I'm going to do it but never do

Please help me with the process 

I'm thinking Bangkok or Pattaya?

 

Does it hurt ? I just want a green ink hand tattoo on each cheek,no red ink 

How long does it take ? 

Is it going to be beautiful 

How much are you envising it to cost ?

And by the way the word "envising' I just made up I have no idea what it means 

But I am hoping under 10,000 baht two hands one on each bum cheek

Do I need to take a picture to show them ?

Please explain 

 

 

Edited September 21, 20241 yr by georgegeorgia

32 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Does it hurt ?

 

Why not find a place that offers general anesthesia?

 

Also, why stop at two hands?

 

Speaking of "hands"....

 

Do you recall the sad tale of....

 

MR. HANDS?

 

Why not get a horse tattoo, too...

 

For that matter.

 

In addition:  Why stop at just an average horse tattoo?  Certainly, you deserve something more, like an image of an erect stallion.

 

 

Edited September 21, 20241 yr by GammaGlobulin

2 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Why not find a place that offers general anesthesia?

 

Also, why stop at two hands?

 

Speaking of "hands"....

 

Do you recall the sad tale of....

 

MR. HANDS?

 

Why not get a horse tattoo, for that matter?

 

 

Is it possible to get a tattoo on that area above the penis?

7 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Is it possible to get a tattoo on that area above the penis?

 

It's possible.

 

Even girls have their eyebrows tattooed, to great effect.

 

 

44 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

How long does it take ?

 

depends on if he is willing to give you a reach around or not. 

2 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

depends on if he is willing to give you a reach around or not. 

 

It's possible to even get tattooed internally.

 

I have heard of one interesting case where some guy had his duodenum tattooed with an image of his Ex-GF's left breast.

 

Have no idea why, however.

 

 

Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

 

It's possible to even get tattooed internally.

 

I have heard of one interesting case where some guy had his duodenum tattooed with an image of his Ex-GF's left breast.

 

Have no idea why, however.

 

 

Oh this is disgusting

This forum has certainly reached low levels of depravity !!

6 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

depends on if he is willing to give you a reach around or not. 

We are trying to have a academic intelligent discussion 

1 minute ago, georgegeorgia said:

Oh this is disgusting

This forum has certainly reached low levels of depravity !!

 

don't worry one of your new threads next week will set the bar lower. i have faith. 

1 minute ago, georgegeorgia said:

We are trying to have a academic intelligent discussion 

 

then why are you here ? 

15 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Oh this is disgusting

This forum has certainly reached low levels of depravity !!

 

Look to yourself, Sir, for your continuing uplifting content, posted here.

 

I take no responsibility for what you write.

 

 

 

Edited September 21, 20241 yr by GammaGlobulin

48 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Is it possible to get a tattoo on that area above the penis?

Do it on your forehead to be sure, they might not be able to locate it.

25 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

We are trying to have a academic intelligent discussion 

Not succeeding.

1 hour ago, georgegeorgia said:

I have always been fascinated by tattoos 

I want to get two hands on my bum cheeks .

One hand on each 

 

Every trip to Thailand I say I'm going to do it but never do

Please help me with the process 

I'm thinking Bangkok or Pattaya?

 

Does it hurt ? I just want a green ink hand tattoo on each cheek,no red ink 

How long does it take ? 

Is it going to be beautiful 

How much are you envising it to cost ?

And by the way the word "envising' I just made up I have no idea what it means 

But I am hoping under 10,000 baht two hands one on each bum cheek

Do I need to take a picture to show them ?

Please explain 

 

 

First job you will need to do is shave your hairy bum cheeks, preferably with a cut throat!! lol

55 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

Is it possible to get a tattoo on that area above the penis?

 

You can have your penis tattooed, I have Wendy on mine, and when it is erect it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" in inch letters.

8 minutes ago, FritsSikkink said:

Do it on your forehead to be sure, they might not be able to locate it.

That one should be a big L in the OP's case.

12 minutes ago, Jeff the Chef said:

 

You can have your penis tattooed, I have Wendy on mine, and when it is erect it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" in inch letters.

 

So divide by 9 and subtract 7.

A lot injudicious posters here I see 

2 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

We are trying to have a academic intelligent discussion 

The you should use another word besides academic, because that relates to school discussions or irrelevant topics.

5 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

Is it possible to get a tattoo on that area above the penis?

Just get a tattoo of a $100 bill directly onto your penis. It will be the perfect thing for you because people love to blow money. 
 

Or even better, get a tattoo on your back, right above your your backside, of the word ENTRANCE and with a large arrow pointing down at your arse crack. 

5 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Why not find a place that offers general anesthesia?

 

Also, why stop at two hands?

 

Speaking of "hands"....

 

Do you recall the sad tale of....

 

MR. HANDS?

 

Why not get a horse tattoo, too...

 

For that matter.

 

In addition:  Why stop at just an average horse tattoo?  Certainly, you deserve something more, like an image of an erect stallion.

 

 

For a moment I misread and thought you said euthanasia. Why did that spring to mind I wonder?

Get a tattoo of a dick & balls on your forehead, it would suit your personality.

5 hours ago, Jeff the Chef said:

 

You can have your penis tattooed, I have Wendy on mine, and when it is erect it says, "Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day" in inch letters.

Well your a bigger 'boy' than me then, I have HMS tattooed on mine, when its erect it reads Hammersmith.

I have $100 bill tatooed on my todger so I can watch my money grow, I can always play with my money and I dont care when some chick ups and blows my money.

7 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

Do I need to take a picture to show them ?

Please explain 

No, you need to stop posting silly Ops.

1 hour ago, FriscoKid said:

Just get a tattoo of a $100 bill directly onto your penis. It will be the perfect thing for you because people love to blow money. 
 

Or even better, get a tattoo on your back, right above your your backside, of the word ENTRANCE and with a large arrow pointing down at your arse crack. 

I always wonder why some girls have their own name tattooed on their lower back.

It is so you know what to call them when back-scuttling! 

6 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

Is it possible to get a tattoo on that area above the penis?

It's usually called your frontal body.

5 minutes ago, KannikaP said:

I always wonder why some girls have their own name tattooed on their lower back.

It is so you know what to call them when back-scuttling! 

Off-topic, but reminded me of something clever that they do in Japan. In the urinals in public restrooms there is often an image of a housefly printed on the porcelain inside the urinal. It gives drunk men something to aim at, and that way it's less likely that they will pee on the floor. 

 

Thought about it....but at my advanced age, I guess the only Tattoo I would be getting is my address..............

8 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

I am hoping under 10,000 baht 

You're wasting your money, 10k baht will get you some quality time with a hottie 

 

I got my first and only tattoo in my 20's. 

Wouldn't get another one. 

 

Leave the tattoos for the middle aged, bald Poms, I always see these guys walking around Buakhou and Walking Street with their new tattoos, having their body parts covered in Gladwrap. 

 

Edited September 22, 20241 yr by SAFETY FIRST