Day-to-day life in Myanmar

[josephbloggs]

4 hours ago, simon43 said:

Friday is a part-time teaching day for me, and I planned to pop home after the morning lessons.  However the young, pretty female teachers (they all seem to be like that in Myanmar!) had other ideas.

 

"Teacher Simon, we want to make a movie with you" they chorused!

 

Well, that sounds more fun,and I was ready to strip off my kit and lube up the rusty banana when they explained "The school is making a promo video for our winter sports festival, and the other foreign teachers have nominated you to be the presenter of this promo video".

 

My first thought was that the appearance of the oldest teacher in the whole school to promote a sports video was not a good idea.  However, after briefly considering the apparent health (or lack of it) of my fellow foreign teachers, I decided that I was maybe the better candidate.

 

So myself and 3 lovely young Burmese teachers squeezed onto 2 motor bikes and rode the short distance to the Mandalar Thiri sports stadium to make our movie.  30 or so grade 2 students arrived shortly by bus and they busied themselves in running around the sports hall and generally acting like errant cats, whilst the gym teachers tried to herd them.

 

I was given a sheet of paper with the various phrases and sentences to read out.  We didn't have any professional recording equipment, so one teacher videoed me with her mobile phone and I spoke my lines into my own phone voice recorder, to ensure an adequate sound level.  Videos and audio clips will be spliced together by the highly-skilled post-production facility (that means the computer teacher...).

 

Well, I have to say that the Burmese teachers were suitably 'wowed' by my professional presentation.  Little did they know that they were face-to-face with none other than 'Barry Lancaster', a famous radio DJ from Radio Delmare, from the days of the offshore pirate radio stations in the 1970's!  (Actually I spent most of my stint on that ship being seasick, but I need to keep the illusion going).

 

We completed the promo video by the kids all jumping in the air to a raucous scream.

 

So, the winter sports event will be on the last day of this month.  That gives me plenty of time to 'plot' my revenge on my fellow foreign teachers!

 

Addendum: For anyone interested in my 'radio' career, here are links to information about Radio Delmare:

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Delmare

https://www.dxarchive.com/offshore_radio_delmare_english_service.html

 

 

 

Simon, I have only been to Myanmar once and that was a quick trip for work so I have nothing meaningful to contribute here. I just wanted to thank you for your posts - I really enjoy reading them and you are doing a lot of good for a lot of people. Please keep them coming.

It's also reassuring to know there is a corner of this forum which is worthwhile and positive.

[simon43]

Just a few photos to curry interest.

 

I usually teach online all day Saturday, but I'm trying reduce the number of lessons because - to be frank - I'm getting too old to teach all day and then teach in the evenings and all day at the weekends! Also, I don't need all this extra income and this heavy workload reduces my free time for hobbies and charity work.

 

Therefore, I have been culling some of my students whose parents treat my lessons as a baby-sitting exercise, or where the young student has learnt a lot over the years from me, and would probably benefit from a different teacher.  It's also a good time to wind down my relationship with iTalki, (where many of my students book my science lessons), because I have almost reached the impressive level of having earned $100,000 USD from my lessons with iTalki.

 

None of my students/their parents are happy with this decision, but I need to be a little selfish here.  In any case, it still leaves other students, and their online income over the month is about $1,500, (plus my daytime income, plus my UK pension next June).

 

So, I took a walk to a hardware store where I was able to finally track down the PVC board that I'll use to make sturdy wall poster backgrounds for my day students to draw/create project posters about different aspects of science that they have been learning.

 

I walked past the Red Cross office, who clearly don't want to take sides in the current conflict.

 

 

Most of the houses have impressive security around their perimetre walls, with barbed wire, electrified wires, CCTV and lights. I do know from my time in Yangon than even 60 watt outside light bulbs would disappear in the night, if they were not locked within a barbed wire mesh.

 

The workers who install the barbed wire are clearly rather skilled at creating  something akin to a modern work of art...

 

 

This (not so great) photo is of a pedalo, something not seen so often nowadays in Mandalay. 

 

 

Many years ago, when living in Yangon, I would take the ferry every Sunday across the river to Dala Township, and then a pedelo would take me the 2km or so to the local monastery where I would teach English.  The room was bare, with no electricity, but the students were keen!

 

 

 

 

[simon43]

Another Monday and my day off.  I dropped some vocabulary posters off at the Girls' orphanage, and also ordered 8 more laminated poster sets (8 different posters/set), from the print shop.

 

The reason for needing these extra sets is because I have planned a journey next week 🙂 .  Since it's Christmas, I have a few days of holiday.  Ideally, I would love to jump on a motorbike and ride across to Kalaw, Inle Lake and Taunggyi, just as I used to do when I worked in Naypyitaw.

 

But it's not practical to do that, because I haven't yet bought a motorbike!  Additionally, although the regions that I plan to travel through are considered reasonably safe, (by some close friends working in Myanmar, NOT by the red maps on the UK/US etc government advice web sites), I'm not happy to ride in a region bristling with trigger-happy soldiers when wearing a motorcycle helmet - it can make it difficult for them to recognise that I am a foreigner and they could shoot first....

 

So I've planned a private car tour guide trip from my base in Mandalay, and visiting/donating at all the orphanages that I previously supported.  I want to check on their needs, meet some old friends and (hopefully), make my first attempt at 'vlogging' for YouTube with a video from a foreigner who is not just visiting Myanmar on a 'trip to the most dangerous country in the world' as how these vloggers seem to promote their videos.

 

My tour guide and driver is fully aware of the reason behind my trip, and he also knows some more homes which never receive any donations or help.  Using a car also makes it easier to transport donation items, such as rice, clothes that we might buy in the region after assessing the homes' needs.

 

Anyway, my plan is to record a sort of 'introducing myself' video in the next few days, get that up on my new YT channel, and then follow up with my Christmas trip through war-torn Myanmar to some of these orphanages 🙂

 

There are some regions that I previously visited, such as Pin Laung and Loikaw etc, but these are too dangerous for me to visit now (so sad).

 

ChatGPT has a vivid imagination....

 

[rhodie]

You're a good man Simon. I hope it all goes well.

[soi3eddie]

6 hours ago, simon43 said:

 

ChatGPT has a vivid imagination....

 

The person asking ChatGPT to generate the image must have written a complex and detailed set of instructions. A very good creation IMO.