'Stimulating' conversation with a Bar Girl.

[Ralf001]

14 hours ago, Grumpy one said:

Sitting here waiting for the final scene in this hook up

Boy meets bar girl and friend;  3 drinks later there are 3 men in bed 

End of yarn  

 

"3 a year dont make you queer".... was what Bob once posted.

[wombat]

3 hours ago, keysersoze276 said:

 

To answer your question, yes. He is likely a virgin. 

Anal?

[JoseThailand]

bar bob

[JoseThailand]

59 minutes ago, wombat said:

Anal?

 

That cherry is long gone

[save the frogs]

23 hours ago, BarBoy said:

Will do, frogs!

 

I'd ask you to join us but girls aren't your thing, right?

Don't try to change the subject, Mr Colin bar boy. 

This is not about my sexual orientation.

You met a hooker. But she's different. She doesn't ask for money and she can carry a conversation.

So what's next?

You gonna marry her?

You gonna tell your mum back home that she worked in a bar?

Or will you ask her to hide her tattoos when you take her back to mum?

 

[Grumpy one]

5 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

 

"3 a year dont make you queer".... was what Bob once posted.

Not queer, straight as a corkscrew 

[BarBoy]

2 hours ago, save the frogs said:

So what's next?

You gonna marry her?

No.

 

I'm going to go over to her place with a bag full of booze and a bottle of KY and give it to her and her friend real horror show..

Edited yesterday at 03:43 AM by BarBoy

[FolkGuitar]

... and then he woke up.

[thaibeachlovers]

On 12/3/2024 at 1:55 PM, BarBoy said:

Yesterday I was at the bar, as usual, and a young Devotchka took an interest in me. She was cute and spoke near perfect English and asked could she sit at my table. Now usually I decline such requests as I like to sit alone but something was different about this girl. The conversation started well, all the regular questions were being poised, where you from, how long you stay here etc, but she had a lot more in her arsenal than that... I did what I normally never do - I bought her a Lady Drink. That's when things started to get steamy. Very steamy. This girl was clearly educated, well versed in all aspects of sex, kinks, fetishes etc and actually looked like she was enjoying her job. She really got my blood flowing, if you know what I mean 😉 I bought her a total of 3 drinks, a definite rarity for me, and acquired her Line ID. We are going to set a date soon with me, her and another girl for some extracurricular activities.. She also said that she wouldn't charge me any money, just to bring some booze for her and her friend..

 

I think I've hit the Jackpot lads!! 🙂 

No female does anything sexual with a stranger in a Thai bar just because. What do you have that every other guy in the bar doesn't have? Are you a babe magnet in real life, did you flash the cash, do you have a very large package and skin tight pants, etc? Basically why would she pick you in particular.

 

Given she is a sex freak and picks up strange men  to share with a fellow sex freak, how do you know that she isn't into some deviant D and D BS, or perhaps her buddy is 6 foot 4 and definitely not female..

 

If it were I, I'd be wanting to start off on a more moderate tryst, before trusting myself to two sex freaks that potentially have a very large item that they want to insert in a painful area, OR, it's a comedy set up where they do an Ally McBeal set up only to mock when you turn up all apantin  and sweaty with anticipation.

I'd be wanting to do the biz with her alone in an hotel room of my choosing, and be giving the receptionist a little bonus to not be returning her ID till you answered the phone to say that you were OK. Overcautious, perhaps, but it's a bit late when bound and gagged with an XXX size implement in an unpleasant place, and hot wax being dripped on the old fella for regrets.

The little head is not to be trusted in such a situation.

 

In general, when something seems too good to be true, it generally is.

 

Of course she may be legit and just picks up random strangers for fun, Do you feel lucky?

[thaibeachlovers]

1 hour ago, BarBoy said:

No.

 

I'm going to go over to her place with a bag full of booze and a bottle of KY and give it to her and her friend real horror show..

KY doesn't come in bottles. I guess you just gave the game away there. 555555555

[thaibeachlovers]

20 hours ago, Kinok Farang said:

Who is BOB TIT?

Just off the plane first time then?

[AlexRich]

What’s that smell? Bird, dog, horse? No, it’s 100% bullsh*t!!
 

[thaibeachlovers]

On 12/3/2024 at 1:55 PM, BarBoy said:

This girl was clearly educated, well versed in all aspects of sex, kinks, fetishes etc and actually looked like she was enjoying her job.

Sooooo, she discussed how she is going to truss you like a chicken, put a gag in your mouth and drip hot wax on your old fella while her boyfriend makes like the guy in that Bruce Willis movie ( I think it was Pulp Fiction ) where he and a large black man are sodomised relentlessly in a dungeon by a sadist.

[Kinok Farang]

1 hour ago, thaibeachlovers said:

Just off the plane first time then?

2nd.I know everything now.

[save the frogs]

18 hours ago, thaibeachlovers said:

In general, when something seems too good to be true, it generally is.

and when sth quacks like a duck ... 

[Ralf001]

40 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

and when sth quacks like a duck ... 

 

Chop her from behind, ducks have loose greasy poop holes.

[Chris Daley]

They can smell a loser from a mile away.  That's why most posters on here get problems.

 

They look at the beer belly, they look at the open sandals and they move in.

 

For me I dress like an adult.  I am always going somewhere and I walk right past them.  They don't even get off the stool.

 

They can spot a loser with a drink problem and a busy man that has no time for women.

Edited 17 hours ago by Chris Daley

[BarBoy]

8 minutes ago, Chris Daley said:

They can spot a loser with a drink problem and a busy man that has no time for women.

Which are you, Chris?

 

No matter how busy I am I ALWAYS have time for a bit of kitty cat!

Edited 17 hours ago by BarBoy

[BritManToo]

10 minutes ago, Chris Daley said:

They can spot a loser with a drink problem and a busy man that has no time for women.

Why were you in the hooker bar?