Quick ways to kill a TREE?

[Thingamabob]

10 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

How lovely, my neighbours tree attracks the chirping birds. At times they prune the tree, birds disappear until tree regrows. 

 

I'm sure you'll be sad once the birds depart. 

 

 

From his tone he appears to hate both trees and birds. Given that is the state of his sick mind he will be happy when the tree and the birds are gone. His post is a reminder that there are some very odd people around.

[Hummin]

1 hour ago, Thingamabob said:

Quite one of the most unpleasant and bewildering posts ever (assuming that it's not just a wind-up). If you don't like birds and you don't like trees why are you living in the country ? I suggest you leave the tree and the birds well alone, and move yourself to the middle of the nearest town or city.

If it's not the birds, it is the insects and other plagues, remove one chain,,,,,,,

[Hummin]

The farmer neighbours put up bird nets and let the birds die slowly after flying themselves in to it, 

 

I truly hate my neighbour, but at least he is not close, but still I have to drive past him and his bird  nets

[khunJam]

2 minutes ago, Hummin said:

If it's not the birds, it is the insects and other plagues, remove one chain,,,,,,,

Import some beetles to kill the tree, those insects are really good at naturally killing trees.

[tandor]

22 hours ago, tandor said:

Diesel or Caustic Soda is also very effective.

Dear 'sad face' my method is to kill the stump/root system after the tree has been cut down for whatever reason ie. in the wrong place or affecting foundations..not the one with the little birdies ok!

[3NUMBAS]

Loads of salt water works ,copper nails don’t work