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Posted
52 minutes ago, johnnybangkok said:

Bob gets chatting to some idiot in the bar. Said idiot espouses his own, personal view on a matter. Said idiot now represents all Thai males.


Or it never happened. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

You in Africa then?


Not quite. They import them now. Makes it much easier. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

No.

 

It's the name my father gave me.

 

His name was Ian.

You mean the schoolyard bully was Ian?

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Posted
5 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

No.

 

It's the name my father gave me.

 

His name was Ian.


So then who was the schoolyard bully who always gave you a wedgie and left you hanging by your grundies on the schoolyard fence? Was that bob smith?

Posted
5 minutes ago, RSD1 said:


Not quite. They import them now. Makes it much easier. 

what visas do they stay here on?

Posted
3 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

what visas do they stay here on?


all 500 of them are on the same type of visa, but if you really wanna know, you'll have to meet me on Soi Wherever and buy me a beer. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, RSD1 said:


all 500 of them are on the same type of visa, but if you really wanna know, you'll have to meet me on Soi Wherever and buy me a beer. 

I don't even buy bar girls a beer so what chance have you got?

Posted
1 hour ago, BarBoy said:

Yesterday at the bar I got into a heated debate with a local thai man. He was adamant that farangs aren't allowed to find fair skinned thai women attractive and that we must stick to the brown variety.

 

I couldn't believe my ears and neither could he when I told him that I no longer find darker skinned thai women all that attractive.

My tastes have evolved since moving here and he wasn't happy about that.

 

Seems we farangs (at least in the eyes of thai men) should only date who they think we should be dating. Anything else is unacceptable and incomprehensible to the thai male. I explained that attraction is subjective and can evolve over time but he was having none of it and stood firm..

 

I think it goes without saying that I won't be taking his advice and will go for what I am attracted to, not what some washed up old Thai bloke thinks I should be attracted to!

Y'all gotta adjust who ya talk to 🤣🤣

Posted
Just now, mikebike said:

Y'all gotta adjust who ya talk to 🤣🤣

that's the thing isn't it.

 

you don't really know who you are talking to until you do!

Posted
2 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

I don't even buy bar girls a beer so what chance have you got?


Well, I don't drink so I won't be too fussed. But you'll still have to teach me how you got rich mining nickels out of a dead Scott's arse. 

Posted
4 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

that's the thing isn't it.

 

you don't really know who you are talking to until you do!

Unless it was a close Thai buddy or a pimp, I wouldn't be talking about how attractive the ladies are 😜 could be a brother, father, son, uncle, nephew... 🤣

Posted
5 minutes ago, mikebike said:

Y'all gotta adjust who ya talk to 🤣🤣


And this is the land of fragile egos. So you also have to be really careful who you insult.

Posted
1 minute ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

One of the excellent facets of this forum is that it exposes us to the stark reality that there are some grade A1 fools out there... Its good for us to be reminded of that... 

 

do you lump yourself into that category, richard?

Posted
3 minutes ago, RSD1 said:


Well, I don't drink so I won't be too fussed. But you'll still have to teach me how you got rich mining nickels out of a dead Scott's arse. 

I actually initially got rich mining bit coin, nothing to do with bums.

 

Come to think of it, you seem to know a lot about Scottish men's arses...

 

is it kind of a fetish for you??

Posted
1 minute ago, BarBoy said:

do you lump yourself into that category, richard?


In Thailand he will be called "Re-Chart" by the locals. I can never figure out if they're referring to a dead battery in their smartphone or not.

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Posted
1 minute ago, RSD1 said:


And this is the land of fragile egos. So you also have to be really careful who you insult.

Possibly unwise to discuss potentially rapacious stuff anywhere in the world if you don't know who you're talking to...

Posted
2 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

Come to think of it, you seem to know a lot about Scottish men's arses...

 

is it kind of a fetish for you??


I don't know any Scott's other than Sean Connery, and he's dead. Any good though?

Posted
Just now, BarBoy said:
2 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

One of the excellent facets of this forum is that it exposes us to the stark reality that there are some grade A1 fools out there... Its good for us to be reminded of that... 

 

do you lump yourself into that category, richard?

 

Of course, its often quite enlightening to witness such dazzling displays of ignorance - truly a reminder that stupidity knows no bounds. Thank you for reminding me of this. 

 

As if the reality that half the population wallows below average intelligence weren’t enough, the contributions of certain forum members suggests bell curve isn’t just shifted - it’s been distorted by the weight of mediocrity. 

 

 

Posted
1 minute ago, mikebike said:

Possibly unwise to discuss potentially rapacious stuff anywhere in the world if you don't know who you're talking to...


That's true too. But in Thailand, I learned a long time ago to always be nice to everyone you meet, especially until you know who they are and who they know. And even then it's still not a bad idea to stay on their good side if you can. Although that's not always possible.

Posted
3 minutes ago, RSD1 said:


 Any good though?

His arse?

 

sorry, I wouldn't know.

 

I like women and the odd ladyboy every now and again.

Posted
3 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

I like women and the odd ladyboy every now and again.


So are you ethnocentric now about your ladyboys too? Or are you still fine with some dark sausage plowing into your pasty white English keyster?

Posted
2 minutes ago, RSD1 said:


So are you ethnocentric now about your ladyboys too? Or are you still fine with some dark sausage plowing into your pasty white English keyster?

I plow into their pasties...

 

NEVER the other way around!

Posted
1 minute ago, BarBoy said:

I plow into their pasties...

 

NEVER the other way around!


I'm puzzled now. The other day you mentioned, enjoying a bit of sausage between your buns. Anyway, the lyrics to this song should help you out:

 

 

Posted
Just now, RSD1 said:


I'm puzzled now. The other day you mentioned, enjoying a bit of sausage between your buns. Anyway, the lyrics to this song should help you out:

 

 

I was talking about a sausage sandwich but of course your filthy mind has misinterpreted what I said again!

Posted
Just now, BarBoy said:

I was talking about a sausage sandwich but of course your filthy mind has misinterpreted what I said again!


Of course, silly me, how could I have ever made that mistake when we were discussing the subject of your love for ladyboys at the time?

Posted
1 minute ago, RSD1 said:

I was talking about a sausage sandwich


Just to make sure I don't misinterpret you again, is that like one ladyboy on each side of you and you in the middle?

Posted
2 minutes ago, RSD1 said:


Of course, silly me, how could I have ever made that mistake when we were discussing the subject of your love for ladyboys at the time?

I love women.

 

Ladyboys are like after eights, can take them or leave them but always welcome at Christmas!

Posted
1 minute ago, BarBoy said:

Ladyboys are like after eights, can take them or leave them but always welcome at Christmas!


Ah, ringing in the holidays with some big Christmas ding dong cheer. Oh, probably nothing big in Thailand in that department though. So maybe we should move back to our discussion about chocolate? Personally, I prefer Lindt 85%. 

Posted
Just now, RSD1 said:


Ah, ringing in the holidays with some big Christmas ding dong cheer. Oh, probably nothing big in Thailand in that department though. So maybe we should move back to our discussion about chocolate? Personally, I prefer Lindt 85%. 

I'm more of a cadburys man myself.

 

Can beat a cream egg!

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