My Thai Mrs regularly calls a number that she once said can help with heavy smoke in the area, always the answer is "we investigated your complaint but we could not find the location..too lazy to go and look is more like the right answer
Two priests are traveling by car when they are stopped by a police officer.
The officer approaches the car and says to the driver, "I'm sorry for stopping you, fathers, but we're looking for some child molesters."
The two priests look at each other for a few moments, then turn to the officer and say, "Okay, officer, we'll do it."
A young woman is walking into a cathedral when a priest stops her and says, ”I’m sorry, Miss, you can’t come in without a bra.”
The young woman protests, ”But I have a divine right!”
The priest replies, ”A divine left, too, but you still can’t come in.”
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