Are you an Alien?

[soalbundy]

3 hours ago, Elvis Presley said:

...Do you not sign those documents every year that say the word Alien on them, then?

 

regards,

Elvis from Tupelo.

The word alien has several meanings, one being, coming from a different country.

[Elvis Presley]

Just now, soalbundy said:

The word alien has several meanings, one being, coming from a different country.

That is completely up to interpretation.

 

regards,

Elvis from Tupelo.

[soalbundy]

Just now, Elvis Presley said:

That is completely up to interpretation.

 

regards,

Elvis from Tupelo.

No, it's the English language although that may be an alien concept to you.

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, Ralf001 said:

 

When did you lodge your application and how long will it take to be approved ?

The day Bob re-joined as Colin!

[Elvis Presley]

1 minute ago, soalbundy said:

No, it's the English language although that may be an alien concept to you.

I can read/speak and type in English.

 

Can't you see that?

 

Look, HERE'S PROOF!

 

regards,

Elvis from Tupelo. 

[Elvis Presley]

1 hour ago, Ralf001 said:

 

When did you lodge your application and how long will it take to be approved ?

Haven't lodged it yet, waiting for the next window to open. However, I have consulted with three different lawyers and all of them have told me that based on my circumstances and the information I have provided, that my application should sail through once all my ducks are in a row.

 

regards,

Elvis from Tupelo.

[ColeBOzbourne]

5 minutes ago, Elvis Presley said:

I can read/speak and type in English.

 

Can't you see that?

 

Look, HERE'S PROOF!

But can you communicate like an adult, rather than a snotty-nosed teenager? 

[Elvis Presley]

4 minutes ago, ColeBOzbourne said:

But can you communicate like an adult, rather than a snotty-nosed teenager? 

Yes, I can.

 

But why should I?

 

regards,

Elvis from Tupelo.

[Ralf001]

24 minutes ago, Elvis Presley said:

Haven't lodged it yet, waiting for the next window to open. However, I have consulted with three different lawyers and all of them have told me that based on my circumstances and the information I have provided, that my application should sail through once all my ducks are in a row.

 

regards,

Elvis from Tupelo.

 

What is the timeline for "sail through"?

[Elvis Presley]

13 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

 

What is the timeline for "sail through"?

Each case/application is like a unique snowflake.

 

That is what they all basically told me.

 

regards,

Elvis from Tupelo.

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, Ralf001 said:

 

What is the timeline for "sail through"?

Bob is waiting for the Thai Kra canal to be built so he can sail through it!

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, Elvis Presley said:

Each case/application is like a unique snowflake.

 

That is what they all basically told me.

 

regards,

Elvis from Tupelo.

I think you misheard them.  What they said was that "You are a Snowflake"!

[Elvis Presley]

15 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I think you misheard them.  What they said was that "You are a Snowflake"!

Shut it, Mr. Poo!

 

regards,

Elvis from Tupelo.

[CallumWK]

2 hours ago, Elvis Presley said:

Haven't lodged it yet, waiting for the next window to open.

 

How strange, in a previous troll topic of yours, you posted it was almost in the bag.

And it will be granted soon.

[Elvis Presley]

1 minute ago, CallumWK said:

 

How strange, in a previous troll topic of yours, you posted it was almost in the bag.

And it will be granted soon.

When it IS eventually granted I will post a picture of the cover here.

 

OK?

 

regards,

Elvis.

[CallumWK]

3 minutes ago, Elvis Presley said:

When it IS eventually granted I will post a picture of the cover here.

 

OK?

 

regards,

Elvis.

 

No need to wait for your next troll topic Bob.

 

[roo860]

https://youtu.be/Ag8hU1PTnUo?si=NGYeyRFMpRlG-9C_

[Elvis Presley]

2 minutes ago, CallumWK said:

 

No need to wait for your next troll topic Bob.

 

It wont be a troll topic.

 

It will be the real deal.

 

And to prove it someone can suggest that I write a random number down on a piece of paper next to it.

 

Not a problem at all for me.

 

regards,

Elvis.

[scottiejohn]

19 minutes ago, Elvis Presley said:

When it IS eventually granted I will post a picture of the cover here.

Of someone else's!

[ChumpChange]

2 hours ago, Elvis Presley said:

It wont be a troll topic.

 

It will be the real deal.

 

And to prove it someone can suggest that I write a random number down on a piece of paper next to it.

 

Not a problem at all for me.

 

regards,

Elvis.

Don't bother. Frankly, not even the dog next door gives a toss. 

[KannikaP]

4 hours ago, Elvis Presley said:

I can read/speak and type in English.

So could Edward Lear, Lewis Carroll, Spike Milligan, John Lennon, the Rev William Archibald Spooner, Shel Silverstein and other ' nonsense' writers.

Or Hans Christian Anderson, Dr Suess ,the Brother's Grimm, or Enid Blyton.

Do you class yourself up with them?