Giving the Russians a piece of my mind.

[Robert_Smith]

I do it all the time now,

 

I never leave the house/condo/apartment without my Ukrainian badge pinned on my shirt or cap..

 

like today I was at the beach in pats, all I could here were Russian voices all around me..

 

A Russian couple sat next to me and peter and they immediately started making a fuss,

their kids were running rampant,

the husband was flustered about his food not being cooked right,

the wife was shouting at the top of her lungs at the kids, even slapping them at one point...

 

It was like a scene out of a horror movie.

 

So I looked over at Vlad senior, winked at him and kissed my Ukrainian badge that was pinned on my shirt...

 

The look of horror on his face was comical.

 

Within 5 minutes he and his disgraceful family had got up and left, much to the delight of me and the now very stoned Peter.

 

Just another day in the life of Bob in Thailand.

 

regards,

Robert Smith.

[CharlieH]

Sounds like quite the scene, Bob. Thailand never seems to have a dull moment for you! I can only imagine the look on Vlad Senior’s face—probably worth the price of admission. At least you and Peter got to enjoy the rest of your beach day in peace. Stay safe out there!

[connda]

Four fingers into a bottle of scotch, 'eh bobby?  Time to heave out the lines and set the star-drag, and set to motor to idle and pour another.

 

[Robert_Smith]

3 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

Sounds like quite the scene, Bob. Thailand never seems to have a dull moment for you! I can only imagine the look on Vlad Senior’s face—probably worth the price of admission. At least you and Peter got to enjoy the rest of your beach day in peace. Stay safe out there!

He actually gave me the fingers.

 

I thought he was going to hit me, but his wife started shouting at him and eventually they moved tables about 50 ft away from me and Peter.

 

What a mess eh.

 

regards,

bob.

[roo860]

Was this you and Peter on your way to the beach?🫣

[Robert_Smith]

3 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Was this you and Peter on your way to the beach?🫣

No.

 

I can confirm that this is/was not me and peter.

 

He is now on soi 6, stoned out of his mind doing god knows what - I am in my apartment about to cook dinner.

 

regards,

bob.

[simon43]

I missed the details.

 

Is Peter your boyfriend?

[Robert_Smith]

2 minutes ago, simon43 said:

I missed the details.

 

Is Peter your boyfriend?

No, he is not.

 

regards,

bob.

[marin]

Bi Polar bob now speaks Russian?🤣

[Ralf001]

7 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

No, he is not.

 

regards,

bob.

 

<deleted> buddy then ?

[Robert_Smith]

Just now, marin said:

Bi Polar bob now speaks Russian?🤣

where did I say that?

 

bob.

[Robert_Smith]

Just now, Ralf001 said:

 

<deleted> buddy then ?

nope.

 

just a drinking pal who has now had too much and is lost on soi 6.

 

regards,

bob.

[marin]

50 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

A Russian couple sat next to me and peter and they immediately started making a fuss,

their kids were running rampant,

the husband was flustered about his food not being cooked right,

the wife was shouting at the top of her lungs at the kids, even slapping them at one point...

 

Even though you made the whole story up this would surely indicate you knew just what was going on bi polar bob. 

[bubblegum]

Russians actually stand at the beach. Small detail.

[Ralf001]

3 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

nope.

 

 

Narrowing it down then.. must be a BJ buddy !

[save the frogs]

<>

[Bangkokhatter]

Hope you didn't give him too much, you can't have much left.

[Robert_Smith]

11 minutes ago, bubblegum said:

Russians actually stand at the beach. Small detail.

....even when eating?

 

regards,

bob.

[bubblegum]

2 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

....even when eating?

 

regards,

bob.

Eating, drinking sunbaking.

[FriscoKid]

1 hour ago, Robert_Smith said:

I do it all the time now,

 

I never leave the house/condo/apartment without my Ukrainian badge pinned on my shirt or cap..

 

like today I was at the beach in pats, all I could here were Russian voices all around me..

 

A Russian couple sat next to me and peter and they immediately started making a fuss,

their kids were running rampant,

the husband was flustered about his food not being cooked right,

the wife was shouting at the top of her lungs at the kids, even slapping them at one point...

 

It was like a scene out of a horror movie.

 

So I looked over at Vlad senior, winked at him and kissed my Ukrainian badge that was pinned on my shirt...

 

The look of horror on his face was comical.

 

Within 5 minutes he and his disgraceful family had got up and left, much to the delight of me and the now very stoned Peter.

 

Just another day in the life of Bob in Thailand.

 

regards,

Robert Smith.

I reckon you made a few errors in the text that you had intended to post, so I fixed it up for you and I'm reposting it below. You can thank me later mate:

 

I do myself all the time now,

 

I never leave the house/condo/apartment without my snap-off cream in my bag or hanging it from a lanyard around my neck. 

 

like today I was at Soi Ladyboy in pats, all I could hear were tranny voices all around me..

 

A gay couple sat next to me and peter and they immediately started making a fuss,

their voices were running rampant,

the pillow biter on the left was flustered about his todger not being fluffed up right,

the uphill gardener on the right was shouting at the top of his lungs at one of the ladyboy servers, even slapping him at one point...

 

It was like a scene out of a horror movie.

 

So I looked over at the bigger poofter, winked at him and kissed my bottle of whack-off lube that was hanging out in front of my shirt...

 

The look of horror on his face was comical.

 

Within 5 minutes he and his disgraceful boyfriend had got up and left, much to the delight of me and my now very stoned lover, Peter.

 

Just another day in the life of Boingo in Thailand.

 

regards,

Boingo Bongo.

[Cameroni]

I'm with Bob on this one.

 

The proliferation of Russian voices and Russians in Pattaya is the reason why I could never live there.

 

They are obnoxious to a fault.

[Robert_Smith]

2 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

I'm with Bob on this one.

 

The proliferation of Russian voices and Russians in Pattaya is the reason why I could never live there.

 

They are obnoxious to a fault.

Finally a voice of reason!!!

 

Kudos to you on that buddy!

 

bob.

[TedG]

41 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

No, he is not.

 

regards,

bob.

You can come out of the closet. 

[Robert_Smith]

5 minutes ago, TedG said:

You can come out of the closet. 

I don't have a closet to hide in.

 

regards,

bob.

[Yagoda]

1 hour ago, Robert_Smith said:

where did I say that?

 

bob.

I can tell you what to say ( via PM probably would be better)

[Yagoda]

1 hour ago, Robert_Smith said:

where did I say that?

 

bob.

I can tell you what to say ( via PM probably would be better)

[FriscoKid]

18 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

I can tell you what to say ( via PM probably would be better)

Congratulations, you're now in the number one slot on the AN leaderboard as the biggest serial posting pest on the site. How does it feel? I was going to ask how do you do it, but then again you just posted the same message twice in a row on this topic so, anything to help with the posting count, right? Over 800 posts in the last seven days. That's over 100 per day on average. Amazing. Does it require having no life and no friends?

[rough diamond]

4 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Congratulations, you're now in the number one slot on the AN leaderboard as the biggest serial posting pest on the site. How does it feel? I was going to ask how do you do it, but then again you just posted the same message twice in a row on this topic so, anything to help with the posting count, right? Over 800 posts in the last seven days. That's over 100 per day on average. Amazing. Does it require having no life and no friends?

And not one bit of constructive comment in all of it's 800 posts.

Just diatribe after diatribe with insults thrown in to bulk up the count.

[rough diamond]

27 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

I can tell you what to say

You usually do in response to most peoples posts.

[worgeordie]

I can see your a lot better today Bob ,back to your own complaining self ,

and today it the Russian's  turn , tomorrow it will be back to Thai's , you

need to chill out Bob and go with the flow...

 

regards worgeordie