Exactly what happens in a man's brain during SEX

[JAG]

I always assumed that it was quite simply a case of the thought process being transferred to another set of organs a couple of feet below the brain!

 

Silly old me, I never in my wildest dreams imagined it involved stoned mice dancing.

 

I will try and translate the theory into Thai, and see if it impresses favourably next time I go out for a drink!

 

Is the consensus that I should report back? Bear with me though, it may take a few days to recover!

[jvs]

6 hours ago, Dexxter said:

 

That always works with mine. I call it foreplay.

Yes that is what i call it too,that would be on a Wednesday and the pounding the next day.

 

[Bundooman]

I want to know what goes on in the female mice brains.

What do they think about?

Cheese?  Mouse traps?

A good, grinding bang with tail a'wagging?

Most of us can't tell a male mouse from a female mouse.

 

And there's something wrong with you if you try to look for it's todger ........!

 

[bendejo]

 

He closes his eyes and sees this in his brain

 

 

 

But when he opens his eyes . . .

 

 

 

[Atlantic Cod]

Please don't ask Bob!

[Hamus Yaigh]

On 3/24/2025 at 11:06 AM, JoseThailand said:

I'm not talking not about one man's two brains, but about TWO MEN's brains during sex. It's about bob, remember?

Too difficult for a MAGAnut to understand the concept.

[Luuk Chaai]

On 3/24/2025 at 2:14 PM, Lacessit said:

 Women can delay male ejaculation.

 

 

that's if....   you're thinking about Grandma !

[Negita43]

I guess it depends on which brain you are referring to.

[thaibeachlovers]

On 3/24/2025 at 5:41 PM, Crossy said:

 

 

https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/fe/03/8b/fe038bf4154702e3391e0f8b671ec170.jpg

Nice one and so, so true.

[thaibeachlovers]

IMO during sex a man's mind turns to mush and is finally expelled as ejaculate. Explains why a man is grateful for a woman that will actually let him do it, while a woman is thinking about how she can suck every last $ out of the guy before he realises he is being scammed.

[thaibeachlovers]

On 3/26/2025 at 7:43 PM, Negita43 said:

I guess it depends on which brain you are referring to.

Normally the one in the little head.

[thaibeachlovers]

On 3/26/2025 at 12:02 PM, Bundooman said:

I want to know what goes on in the female mice brains.

What do they think about?

Cheese?  Mouse traps?

A good, grinding bang with tail a'wagging?

Most of us can't tell a male mouse from a female mouse.

 

And there's something wrong with you if you try to look for it's todger ........!

 

Long ago I kept white mice as pets. I did quite well keeping males out of the cage, till one day all of them produced litters. Turns out it was the mouse with big ears. He did not live a long and happy life.

 

I also kept hamsters in Thailand. One has to respect the stamina of a male during impregnation of a female. Truly a wonder to behold.

It's easy to tell a male hamster as they have really big balls.

[thaibeachlovers]

On 3/24/2025 at 4:26 PM, JoseThailand said:

ask bob what exactly happens in TWO men's brains during sex

Good one!

[thaibeachlovers]

On 3/24/2025 at 3:42 PM, Grumpy one said:

What happens in a man's brain during sex, depends how drunk he is

A good-looking woman picked up in a bar will no doubt be a bush pig in the morning

Which explains why I was always happy in the morning- I didn't use beer goggles when selecting my takeaway.

[thaibeachlovers]

On 3/26/2025 at 6:05 PM, Luuk Chaai said:

that's if....   you're thinking about Grandma !

She looks sexier than my mother in law. No, my MIL had no redeeming features.