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Today, everybody's gotta go to shrinks, and counselors, and go on "Joe Rogan" and talk about their problems. What happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type. That was a real man. He wasn't in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do. See, what they didn't know was once they got Gary Cooper in touch with his feelings that they wouldn't be able to shut him up! And then it's dysfunction this, and dysfunction that, and dysfunction vaffancul!

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You need at least 8 inches, be able to handle a firearm well, be able to drink at least 15 beers in a session, smoke large cones in one go without coughing, have to have won at least ten fights, be an USD millionaire and have bedded more than 100 women bringing at least one of them to a climax.

 

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40 minutes ago, Dcheech said:

 

 

 

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Today, everybody's gotta go to shrinks, and counselors, and go on "Joe Rogan" and talk about their problems. What happened to Gary Cooper? The strong, silent type. That was a real man. He wasn't in touch with his feelings. He just did what he had to do. See, what they didn't know was once they got Gary Cooper in touch with his feelings that they wouldn't be able to shut him up! And then it's dysfunction this, and dysfunction that, and dysfunction vaffancul!

I don’t think actors are real men, acting is a job quite often done by limp wristed individuals that went to drama classes and like dress ups.

 

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9 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

You need at least 8 inches, be able to handle a firearm well, be able to drink at least 15 beers in a session, smoke large cones in one go without coughing, have to have won at least ten fights, be an USD millionaire and have bedded more than 100 women bringing at least one of them to a climax.

 

Done 25 beers. So 1.5x man

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11 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

You need at least 8 inches, be able to handle a firearm well, be able to drink at least 15 beers in a session, smoke large cones in one go without coughing, have to have won at least ten fights, be an USD millionaire and have bedded more than 100 women bringing at least one of them to a climax.

 

Even if that one faked it?

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39 minutes ago, ColeBOzbourne said:

A real man is a person that spends most of his waking hours on social media, attacking, threatening, and taunting others from which he knows he is perfectly safe as long as he stays tucked away in his parent's basement. He takes a break now and then from trolling in order to masturbate with his massive and kinky pornography collection. Now, that's a real man!

Ah so you mean Bob?

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1 hour ago, Harrisfan said:

Define "real man"

 

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1. Look in the mirror and see what it's not.

2. Someone who doesn't cackle.

 

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