Waiting by the Phone Like a Jilted Tinder Date - Making America Wait Again???

[Lewie London]

So apparently we’re meant to believe Trump’s sittin’ round waiting on a much-anticipated call from Xi Jinping to beg for the tariff deal of the century, like China’s gonna crumble if they don’t ring. The bloke's acting like some lovelorn mug in a rom-com who’s been ghosted after drinks at Nando’s. “He’s gonna call. Any minute now folks. Big call. Beautiful call, the likes of which the world has never seen before.” Mate, Xi ain’t calling. Xi’s blocked your number and is currently live-streaming dumpling tutorials while your lot scurries round the Oval Office clutchin’ a satellite phone and a gallon of hope.

 

And yet Trump’s out here actin’ like he’s still running the table. “We don’t need to sign deals,” he says. “We’re in talks.” With who, mate? The microwave? Cos China’s official word-for-word stance is, “We’re not talkin’ to that bloke.” It’s like a breakup that only happened in his head. “We agreed to take space.” No you didn’t, she’s off dating the BRICS now, and you’re still sending her tariff playlists and passive-aggressive press releases.

 

Anyway, I’m down the pub the other night when some geezer in a MAGA red cap made in China pipes up, reckons Trump’s got Xi right where he wants him and says to me: “China’s beggin’ for a deal, mate. Trump’s playin’ hardball.” I nearly choked on my pint and shot it out me nose. Hardball? The man’s playin’ Hungry Hungry Hippos with one marble and callin’ it chess. If this is strategy, I’m the Queen of Sheba. Next he’ll say Xi’s radio silence is actually a sign of respect. Nah, mate. It’s just the sound of the world crackin’ on while your boy waits by the phone like a wet wipe.

 

And the best part? These lads think Trump’s got a plan. Like there’s a flowchart somewhere titled “World Tariff Domination” with arrows pointing to “Wait by phone,” “Deny reality,” and “Blame Hunter's laptop.” One bloke tells me, dead serious, “Trump’s just wearin’ ’em down.” Wearin’ ’em down? Really, mate? China’s building railways through mountains while you lot are arguin’ whether tariffs cause inflation or are just a misunderstood vibe. If Trump’s wearin’ anyone down, it’s his own economy, like sandpaperin’ your face and callin’ it exfoliation. Keep waitin’ on that call, lads. Maybe next time, Xi’ll post you a sympathy card and all the tea in China.

[bkk6060]

Your post really seems like that a totally clueless fool.  

[Eloquent pilgrim]

 

Oh no, not another post for the left wing bedwetting crybabies. get over yrself  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

 

[blaze master]

59 minutes ago, Eloquent pilgrim said:

 

Oh no, not another post for the left wing bedwetting crybabies. get over yrself  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

 

 

How many different ways can one poster say waaaaaaaaaaaa. Good news is the threads are losing traction with each subsequent upload. 

 

Keep at it. 

[Lacessit]

21 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

How many different ways can one poster say waaaaaaaaaaaa. Good news is the threads are losing traction with each subsequent upload. 

 

Keep at it. 

You have the same traction as a cow on roller skates on a frozen lake.

[short-Timer]

32 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

How many different ways can one poster say waaaaaaaaaaaa. Good news is the threads are losing traction with each subsequent upload. 

 

Keep at it. 

Why would you care? Oh, wait, I forgot, all you do is troll and post anecdotal garbage. So are the posts now putting an extra burden on your trolling schedule? Maybe you should consider finding something useful to do with the countless hours you spend everyday giving out your unneeded two cents to no end. 

[blaze master]

3 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

Why would you care? Oh, wait, I forgot, all you do is troll and post anecdotal garbage. So are the posts now putting an extra burden on your trolling schedule? Maybe you should consider finding something useful to do with the countless hours you spend everyday giving out your unneeded two cents to no end. 

 

Maybe you should consider not engaging with me if that's how you feel.

 

You and a few others seem overly concerned and reply to most of my posts.

 

 

 

[newbee2022]

1 hour ago, Lewie London said:

So apparently we’re meant to believe Trump’s sittin’ round waiting on a much-anticipated call from Xi Jinping to beg for the tariff deal of the century, like China’s gonna crumble if they don’t ring. The bloke's acting like some lovelorn mug in a rom-com who’s been ghosted after drinks at Nando’s. “He’s gonna call. Any minute now folks. Big call. Beautiful call, the likes of which the world has never seen before.” Mate, Xi ain’t calling. Xi’s blocked your number and is currently live-streaming dumpling tutorials while your lot scurries round the Oval Office clutchin’ a satellite phone and a gallon of hope.

 

And yet Trump’s out here actin’ like he’s still running the table. “We don’t need to sign deals,” he says. “We’re in talks.” With who, mate? The microwave? Cos China’s official word-for-word stance is, “We’re not talkin’ to that bloke.” It’s like a breakup that only happened in his head. “We agreed to take space.” No you didn’t, she’s off dating the BRICS now, and you’re still sending her tariff playlists and passive-aggressive press releases.

 

Anyway, I’m down the pub the other night when some geezer in a MAGA red cap made in China pipes up, reckons Trump’s got Xi right where he wants him and says to me: “China’s beggin’ for a deal, mate. Trump’s playin’ hardball.” I nearly choked on my pint and shot it out me nose. Hardball? The man’s playin’ Hungry Hungry Hippos with one marble and callin’ it chess. If this is strategy, I’m the Queen of Sheba. Next he’ll say Xi’s radio silence is actually a sign of respect. Nah, mate. It’s just the sound of the world crackin’ on while your boy waits by the phone like a wet wipe.

 

And the best part? These lads think Trump’s got a plan. Like there’s a flowchart somewhere titled “World Tariff Domination” with arrows pointing to “Wait by phone,” “Deny reality,” and “Blame Hunter's laptop.” One bloke tells me, dead serious, “Trump’s just wearin’ ’em down.” Wearin’ ’em down? Really, mate? China’s building railways through mountains while you lot are arguin’ whether tariffs cause inflation or are just a misunderstood vibe. If Trump’s wearin’ anyone down, it’s his own economy, like sandpaperin’ your face and callin’ it exfoliation. Keep waitin’ on that call, lads. Maybe next time, Xi’ll post you a sympathy card and all the tea in China.

Thank you again. Gave me a good chuckle. Please don't stop writing ❤️

[newbee2022]

1 hour ago, Eloquent pilgrim said:

 

Oh no, not another post for the left wing bedwetting crybabies. get over yrself  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

 

Rubbish. Probably the level is too high for you as usual😕

[Keep Right]

Another Brit with his "knickers' in a bundle. There must be something better to do in England than complain about the American President. But I guess when you have boring, cry baby English football to watch, anything is better to do than revolve your life around that so called sport.

[Eloquent pilgrim]

24 minutes ago, newbee2022 said:

Rubbish. Probably the level is too high for you as usual😕

 

Yet another one of your extraordinarily intellectual, and memorably articulated comments; very entertaining.

 

 

 

 

[newbee2022]

Just now, Eloquent pilgrim said:

 

Yet another one of your extraordinarily intellectual, and memorably articulated comments; very entertaining.

 

 

 

 

Yeah, a suitable comment for you in particular. 🙏