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Bleach Stains and Unexpected Dinner Dates, Only in Patts, Lads.
Life must be boring if you think that daily dribble is worth reading -
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Bleach Stains and Unexpected Dinner Dates, Only in Patts, Lads.
Of course they are - anyone who believes these are not simply stories made up by AI with minimal input are sorely mistaken... Below is a perfect example of just how simple it is to replicate, even the tone, the prose, that breezy, laddish patter... In tomorrow's story we'll see Lewie throw in a tuk-tuk crash, a misunderstanding over a ladyboy, and a soi dog stealing someone's flip-flop.... -------------- Here..... simple replication.... So I’m leggin’ it down Sukhumvit the other night, just mindin’ me own, lookin’ for a pad Thai stall that don’t try to mug you off with four prawns and a squirt of fish sauce. Bit steamy, traffic crawlin’, neon everywhere, and the usual mob of tuk-tuk lads shoutin’ sweet nothings at anyone with legs. Then I spot her - tall bird, legs like a giraffe in high heels, designer handbag that probably costs more than me motorbike. Looked fresh outta some rooftop champagne lounge, all high-society but with that edge, you know? Bit of trouble wrapped in a Gucci belt. She’s leanin’ against the pole by Soi 11 like she owns it, drink in one hand, the other scrollin’ her phone like she’s tryin’ to summon a Ferrari. I clock the Red Bull bottle wobblin’ in her fingers, barely hangin’ on. So I give her the old smile-nod combo, thinkin’ she’ll ignore me like the others do. But nah - she locks eyes, struts over like she’s on a Milan catwalk, and says, dead serious, “You look like you know where fun is.” Now I’m halfway through sayin’ something vaguely clever when she lurches forward, Red Bull slips, and boom - right on me crotch. Ice cold, sugary, sticky - straight through me decent shorts. Felt like me <deleted> were doin’ the breaststroke in battery acid. She gasps, hand to her mouth, but instead of panickin’ she bursts out laughin’ like it’s the best thing she’s seen all week. Starts dabbing me with tissues from that designer bag like she’s tryna polish a trophy. Next thing I know, we’re sat on a plastic stool outside a cart, me still half-soaked, her orderin’ grilled chicken skewers like nothin’ happened. Says her name’s May, grew up in Chiang Rai, came down to Bangkok for “better things”, works in one of them bars that looks like a cocktail menu threw up. Smart, sassy, bit mad - but in the way that keeps you grinnin’. Gave me her Line with a wink and told me to wear darker shorts next time. Can’t lie - might actually listen.- 1
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Dr Aseem Malhotra - White House insiders say the MRNA shot will be pulled from the market
Anti-vaxxers are incredibly ignorant. Children. & adults are threatened by increasing levels of vaccine avoidance. The potential result of going below the threshold numbers for Herd Immunity effects. I wish they would try to learn some basic biology. -
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BREAKING NEWS Trump Confirms Surprise US Airstrikes on Iran’s Nuclear Sites, Including Fordo
A trump supporter will have mud on their lips,an MM will have feces on their lips. Now go lick your lips and see what it tastes likes.
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