What makes you certifiably gay?

[FriscoKid]

1 hour ago, JBChiangRai said:

Japanese Geishas have a long history of inserting all kinds of objects into their male clients bums. They are removed at time of orgasm to increase the intensity of orgasm.

 

Many straight guys enjoy them too.

 

https://www.webmd.com/sex/anal-beads

Too much information. You could have kept that as your gay little secret. We truly didn't need to know. 

[Caldera]

12 hours ago, Alpha84 said:

If you only have sex with women, but enjoy watching porn with transsexuals, does that make you gay, bisexual or something else?

 

I'd go with "kinky".

[Keeps]

2 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Too much information. You could have kept that as your gay little secret. We truly didn't need to know. 

I had a colonoscopy 4 months ago. I felt gay for well over a fortnight after that.

 

Couldn't look another man in the eye for the first week. 

[FriscoKid]

1 hour ago, spidermike007 said:

preference of hairy, smelly bodies, over beautiful skin and a gorgeous female form. 

I’ve actually seen just as much body hair on some women. And some can smell worse than you could imagine when they open their legs. Usually it doesn’t stop anyone from finishing the job, but it definitely doesn’t help. The point is, not every woman is a basket of sweet smelling strawberries.

[DezLez]

21 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

If a gay guy only sleeps with guys but watches straight porn does he become straight?

Don't you know with all your so called vast experience of all things about Thailand ?

[FriscoKid]

Just now, Keeps said:

I had a colonoscopy 4 months ago. I felt gay for well over a fortnight after that.

 

Couldn't look another man in the eye for the first week. 

Weren't you anesthetized for the procedure? I've had many over the years. The thought never even crossed my mind. 

[DezLez]

47 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Watching tranny porn makes you gay?

So watching James Bond makes you a spy

Watching Rocky makes you a boxer

 

 

What does starting and making so many idiotic posts make you? 

[FriscoKid]

41 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

I have a friend who I would normally refer to as straight but about a third of the time he would go with ladyboys, and one time I asked him about it and he said it's like being with the best lover that you've ever had except there's just another di** in the room. I didn't ask him to elaborate any further. 

Can he provide some hand drawn diagrams at least to show where that other di** ends up?

[Harrisfan]

3 minutes ago, DezLez said:

What does starting and making so many idiotic posts make you? 

Well it makes you a sook. You never stop whining.

[FriscoKid]

37 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

I'm sure you did. 40 people on here are bored without me. Imagine if I died. Withdrawal symptoms.

Give it a go. I'm certain no withdrawal symptoms at all. Only relief. 

[Peabody]

3 minutes ago, DezLez said:

What does starting and making idiotic posts make you? 

Where to begin?

Red Phoenix, Harrisfan, Yagoda, Dimsdale, etc.

[Harrisfan]

Just now, FriscoKid said:

Give it a go. I'm certain no withdrawal symptoms at all. Only relief. 

Says a long time stalker. You have no life without stalking people.

[Harrisfan]

Just now, Peabody said:

Where to begin?

Red Phoenix, Harrisfan, Yagoda, Dimsdale, etc.

For having a different opinion than yours? You must be a sad person. 

[DezLez]

1 minute ago, Harrisfan said:

Well it makes you a sook. You never stop whining.

So you cannot answer a straightforward question can you?

[FriscoKid]

30 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

If a gay guy only sleeps with guys but watches straight porn does he become straight?

Why not go ahead and start another one of your own idiotic topics with that rubbish? Pathetic as always. 

[DezLez]

Just now, Harrisfan said:

Says a long time stalker. You have no life without stalking people.

Says AN's most prolific stalker!

[FriscoKid]

1 minute ago, Harrisfan said:

Says a long time stalker. You have no life without stalking people.

I can see you are still obsessed with trolling me. Get a life. 

[DezLez]

5 minutes ago, Peabody said:

Where to begin?

Red Phoenix, Harrisfan, Yagoda, Dimsdale, etc.

I was thinking more along the lines that it makes and proves him to be an idiot.

 

PS;  But a very good one at that!

[Keeps]

4 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

Weren't you anesthetized for the procedure? I've had many over the years. The thought never even crossed my mind. 

This was in the UK. I was anesthetized (including a small amount of Fentanyl apparently) but they seemed to underestimate it a touch. They need you to be pliant to move you about rather than completely out of it. I could feel it, was in immense pain, was able to see the screen but I was too monged to be able to make a noise. A very unpleasant experience all in all.

 

Bit of a laugh after in the recovery room though. Whilst they undertake the procedure they pump air in to expand the colon. That all has to come out after. Myself and about 8 other blokes in a recovery room tripping out from the anesthetic doing the loudest, longest farts ever known to mankind.

 

It pulled back what had been a terrible experience from the abyss.

[Harrisfan]

3 minutes ago, FriscoKid said:

I can see you are still obsessed with trolling me. Get a life. 

I have had you on ignore for 2 months which proves how dumb you are. You are a loser who stalks strangers.

[Harrisfan]

5 minutes ago, DezLez said:

Says AN's most prolific stalker!

You act like a 10yo. It's pathetic. No wonder you can't find a girlfriend.

[FriscoKid]

1 minute ago, Harrisfan said:

I have had you on ignore for 2 months which proves how dumb you are. You are a loser who stalks strangers.

Ah, got me on ignore for two months, yet here you are, still pumping out your usual stream of idiotic posts and clinging to your crown as the site’s undisputed thumbs down king. Impressive consistency. First day back and you’re already making thumbs down great again. Keep it up, champ.

[DezLez]

2 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

You act like a 10yo. It's pathetic. No wonder you can't find a girlfriend.

More totally unfounded vitriol from somebody who has no knowledge (at all) about the posters it insults.

[DezLez]

Just now, FriscoKid said:

Ah, got me on ignore for two months, yet here you are, still pumping out your usual stream of idiotic posts and clinging to your crown as the site’s undisputed thumbs down king. Impressive consistency. First day back and you’re already making thumbs down great again. Keep it up, champ.

If you are on ignore how does it read your posts.  I suspect it has people like us on follow hence it's instant vitriolic pointless responses.

[Magictoad]

There is no such thing as "certifiably" gay. Who would issue the certificates? Which authority?

[FriscoKid]

10 minutes ago, Keeps said:

This was in the UK. I was anesthetized (including a small amount of Fentanyl apparently) but they seemed to underestimate it a touch. They need you to be pliant to move you about rather than completely out of it. I could feel it, was in immense pain, was able to see the screen but I was too monged to be able to make a noise. A very unpleasant experience all in all.

 

Bit of a laugh after in the recovery room though. Whilst they undertake the procedure they pump air in to expand the colon. That all has to come out after. Myself and about 8 other blokes in a recovery room tripping out from the anesthetic doing the loudest, longest farts ever known to mankind.

 

It pulled back what had been a terrible experience from the abyss.

I've never had the fentanyl and never had the air injection either. In Thailand I think they mainly use Dormicum (a fast acting sleeping pill) together with something else. I'm surprised with the fentanyl you could feel anything though. 
 

I've experienced the rest of the stuff you mentioned, but overall it's not too bad. Rarely any pain, unless the scope pokes your intestines too hard.
 

I find the fluid you have to consume that cleans you out before the procedure to be worse than the actual procedure itself.

[FriscoKid]

1 minute ago, Magictoad said:

There is no such thing as "certifiably" gay. Who would issue the certificates? Which authority?

The gay certification authority, obviously.

[Harrisfan]

3 minutes ago, Magictoad said:

There is no such thing as "certifiably" gay. Who would issue the certificates? Which authority?

The troll board? The topic is a troll.

[FriscoKid]

4 minutes ago, DezLez said:

If you are on ignore how does it read your posts.  I suspect it has people like us on follow hence it's instant vitriolic pointless responses.

Agreed. That serial pest doesn't have anyone on ignore. It would be a blessing if it did.

[FriscoKid]

1 minute ago, Harrisfan said:

The troll board? The topic is a troll.

Says the site's biggest troll. Projecting. Get a life.