New Male Enhancement Pill Boosts Virility, Size, And Thickness By 17 Times — MHRA-Approved In The UK And Completely Free Of Side Effects

“This new male stimulant, recently approved in the UK, is the most recommended for all men who want to enhance their performance and virility, without side effects or speeding up the heart.” – Dr. William Winchester

 

X 17 times sounds good it will be enormous

 

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Sent off for mine already...I'll let you know how it goes....or I'll get the wife to let you know.

I'm not interested in being able to service cows.

18 minutes ago, 3NUMBAS said:

X 17 times sounds good it will be enormous

 

According to the AI overview:

 

A "small sausage" is typically around 20-24mm in diameter, according to a sausage casing guide. If such a sausage were increased 17 times in size, its diameter would become 340-408mm, which is an extremely large sausage, bordering on the size of a large salami or even a small bologna. 
Here's a breakdown: 
- Small Sausage Diameter: 20-24mm
Increase Factor: 17 times
- New Diameter: 20mm * 17 = 340mm, or 24mm * 17 = 408mm

1 hour ago, lamyai3 said:

 

According to the AI overview:

 

A "small sausage" is typically around 20-24mm in diameter, according to a sausage casing guide. If such a sausage were increased 17 times in size, its diameter would become 340-408mm, which is an extremely large sausage, bordering on the size of a large salami or even a small bologna. 
Here's a breakdown: 
- Small Sausage Diameter: 20-24mm
Increase Factor: 17 times
- New Diameter: 20mm * 17 = 340mm, or 24mm * 17 = 408mm

My nickname is already tripod, I dont want to look deformed.

2 hours ago, Lacessit said:

I'm not interested in being able to service cows.

Never been to Pattaya then? 

Grooaan... Yet another MAGA thing.

In my dotage, I don't need the physical enhancements that pharmaceuticals can deliver, I just need the drugs to make me think that I'm hung like Mr. Ed.

20mm is about 3/4 of an inch around. It's probably very rare somebody is that small. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I hesitated to use the link, thinking it might be some sort of scam, but it's an interesting read.

 

I read the reviews and (would you believe it!) it's recommended by our own Bob Smith ...

 

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"About 5 years ago, I started feeling very tired in my daily life, but I never shared it with anyone, even though it was obvious. I didn’t know how to improve and didn’t seek help. One day, a friend recommended the VoltMale® treatment, and I definitely regained the masculine energy I was missing in life." – Robert Smith, 46 years old

 

BTW - the x17 is the increase in blood flow to the pelvic region, not an increase in size (as Mrs @Will B Good may be relieved to hear).

3 hours ago, Will B Good said:

Sent off for mine already...I'll let you know how it goes....or I'll get the wife to let you know.

 

Prep the wheelchair... 

1 hour ago, Mark1969 said:

20mm is about 3/4 of an inch around. It's probably very rare somebody is that small. 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

20mm is the diameter not the circumference - you need to use pi (π) so it's 20 x 3.14 = 62.8mm. 

Still a cocktail sausage nonetheless. 

Go for it little guys. 

2 hours ago, Mark1969 said:

20mm is about 3/4 of an inch around. It's probably very rare somebody is that small. 🤷🏻‍♂️

 I imagine a few here are not far off

Just now, frank83628 said:

 I imagine a few here are not far off

How do you imagine such a thing ?

 

🤣

Just now, Hummin said:

How do you imagine such a thing ?

 

🤣

I base it on their previous comments. 

11 minutes ago, frank83628 said:

I base it on their previous comments. 

Okay, then You shouldn't brag to much ! 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Hummin said:

Okay, then You shouldn't brag to much ! 

 

 

I dont

1 hour ago, frank83628 said:

I dont

 

When you're this big.....they call you mister.

More puerile male insecurity.

I thought it was going to be a thread about how to remedy a small penis and was going to suggest you buy a Harley-Davidson. I onl drive Hondas BTW.

Already "ham yai" no need 4 it.....😂

Fortunately for most foreign guys, penis inactivity in Thailand is more a function of wallet thickness than of organ size.
 

And lasts for 7 hours which is usefull,

Feedback on this looks poor so far ,but watching  it 

For my small and inactive one, my veterinarian recommended a transplant.

 

He went to the stall, found a willing stallion, and he grafted the horse's member where mine once was.

 

So far, no complaints.

 

 

6 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

For my small and inactive one, my veterinarian recommended a transplant.

 

He went to the stall, found a willing stallion, and he grafted the horse's member where mine once was.

 

So far, no complaints.

 

 

Do you now need a sugar cube and a stable girl to get it going and does she mind the occasional whinny mid-thrust ?  

7 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

Do you now need a sugar cube and a stable girl to get it going and does she mind the occasional whinny mid-thrust ?  

 

Sugar is cheaper than Viagra, and as I say, no complaints.

 

On 7/20/2025 at 1:07 PM, Lacessit said:

I'm not interested in being able to service cows.

It would at least fill a trannie up finally.

On 7/20/2025 at 9:22 PM, Mark1969 said:

20mm is about 3/4 of an inch around. It's probably very rare somebody is that small. 🤷🏻‍♂️

"20mm is about 3/4 of an inch around...".

Diameter is not the same as circumference.