1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response, refer to #3.

Why do you nick stuff from other forums to post here?

Why do you nick stuff from other forums to post here?

your a right policeman you are arnt ye cant you think of anything positive to say pity you can not fly away

I think I'll move this topic into the Pub forum, where it probably belongs.

/Moved.

Why do you nick stuff from other forums to post here?

Im suprised you didnt also post " Whats it got to do with Thailand " Maybe we are not all sadd'os who spend all our time going round all the forums posting such crap. I for one found it highly amusing and it even tickled the wifes funny bone. It being " nicked " from another forum is immaterial. Get a life!!!!!!

Why do you nick stuff from other forums to post here?

why don't you post your own creation ??

Why do you nick stuff from other forums to post here?

why don't you post your own creation ??

and i thought there was only thai visa everything has been written some where before ,very hard for all threads to be original, made me smile anyway

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