Certainly not on Earth.

 

Little editorial comment is necessary when the joke is so abundantly clear.

 

And the joke is the "Commander-in-Chief" himself, who solves more wars than exist, who admonishes us to refrain from 2 N-words, advises us to descend stairs slowly, and seemingly finally introduced his "concept of a plan" replacement for Obamacare by providing all Americans with special cards to use "Med Beds" invented by intergalactic aliens.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/world-leader-completely-clowns-trump-171234739.html

 

Fresh off of his “They said it couldn’t be done!” ending of the horrific war between Cambodia and Armenia, as well as the devastating conflict between Aberjabidan (sic) and Albania---and let's never forget how he put a stop to the 1994 Rwandan genocide ("machetes...machetes...everywhere"). Trump is not just sitting on his laurels and bloated blubberbutt. No, he’s busy at work trying to bring an end to these other seemingly eternal conflicts:

 

The Federation vs the Klingons

Hatfields vs McCoys

Tupac vs the Notorious B.I.G.

Betamax vs VHS

Blake Lively vs Justin Baldoni

Butter vs Margarine

Matter vs antimatter

Deodorant vs antiperspirant

Sisyphus vs the boulder

 

There may be others.

 

Oslo, take note. Unless the next selection is RIGGED! or UNFAIR!, we know where the Peace Prize is going.

7 minutes ago, Wingate said:

Fresh off of his “They said it couldn’t be done!” ending of the horrific war between Cambodia and Armenia, as well as the devastating conflict between Aberjabidan (sic) and Albania---and let's never forget how he put a stop to the 1994 Rwandan genocide ("machetes...machetes...everywhere"). Trump is not just sitting on his laurels and bloated blubberbutt. No, he’s busy at work trying to bring an end to these other seemingly eternal conflicts:

 

The Federation vs the Klingons

Hatfields vs McCoys

Tupac vs the Notorious B.I.G.

Betamax vs VHS

Blake Lively vs Justin Baldoni

Butter vs Margarine

Matter vs antimatter

Deodorant vs antiperspirant

Sisyphus vs the boulder

 

There may be others.

 

Oslo, take note. Unless the next selection is RIGGED! or UNFAIR!, we know where the Peace Prize is going.

 

When the peace price winner is announced (not Trump, obviously) the poor Norwegians are gonna get slapped with tarrifs so high not a single American will be willing to pay the taxes required to by their products!😄

3 hours ago, Wingate said:

Certainly not on Earth.

 

Little editorial comment is necessary when the joke is so abundantly clear.

 

And the joke is the "Commander-in-Chief" himself, who solves more wars than exist, who admonishes us to refrain from 2 N-words, advises us to descend stairs slowly, and seemingly finally introduced his "concept of a plan" replacement for Obamacare by providing all Americans with special cards to use "Med Beds" invented by intergalactic aliens.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/world-leader-completely-clowns-trump-171234739.html

 

Come on!

A majority of respondents in Nigeria, Kenya, Israel, India, and Hungary still have confidence in Trump! 😆

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2025/10/02/polls/times-siena-poll-registered-voter-crosstabs.html

18 hours ago, BLMFem said:

 

When the peace price winner is announced (not Trump, obviously) the poor Norwegians are gonna get slapped with tarrifs so high not a single American will be willing to pay the taxes required to by their products!😄

I fear that when Trump is not awarded his richly deserved Nobel---give him one of the science Nobels, too, for his Lysol injecting/UV Light up the fatuga cure for Covid---he will order missile strikes on Viking Cruise Line ships and demand the National Football League ban the Minnesota Vikings from the league.

 

To rub salt in Trump's wounds when he's passed over for glory, I also fear those dastardly post-menopausal Code Pink ladies will show up outside the White House with Boomboxes constantly playing Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" and Edvard Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King".

On 10/3/2025 at 9:55 AM, Wingate said:

Certainly not on Earth.

 

Little editorial comment is necessary when the joke is so abundantly clear.

 

And the joke is the "Commander-in-Chief" himself, who solves more wars than exist, who admonishes us to refrain from 2 N-words, advises us to descend stairs slowly, and seemingly finally introduced his "concept of a plan" replacement for Obamacare by providing all Americans with special cards to use "Med Beds" invented by intergalactic aliens.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/world-leader-completely-clowns-trump-171234739.html

 

Well I dont know @Wingate' there may be something in this "medbed" business. I understand amongst other remarkable achievements they have regrown limbs and brought back to life a rejuvenated JFK! Now there is more concrete visual proof, they may have grown back an ear shot by a high velocity rifle bullet in oh, less than a week! And astonishingly without scarring!

2 hours ago, JAG said:

Well I dont know @Wingate' there may be something in this "medbed" business. I understand amongst other remarkable achievements they have regrown limbs and brought back to life a rejuvenated JFK! Now there is more concrete visual proof, they may have grown back an ear shot by a high velocity rifle bullet in oh, less than a week! And astonishingly without scarring!

 

Ah, the medbeds. Read about that a couple of days ago. Just when you think you've heard it all when it comes to idiotic right-wing conspiracy theories another one comes along and blows everything else out of the water!🤣

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medbed

 

"Medbeds ("medical beds" or "meditation beds") are a type of nonexistent medical technology present in a conspiracy theory alleging that they can cure any condition, but have been kept secret from the general public.[1][2]

Theories surrounding the existence of medbeds are popular in QAnon and far-right online spaces, where it is claimed that there are secret devices that can cure all disease, regrow limbs, and reverse aging. Promoters often describe them as hidden military or alien technology withheld from the public, with myths tying them to figures like John F. Kennedy."

What's not too like!