JetsetBkk Posted October 24, 2007 Share Posted October 24, 2007 "Assault On Precinct 13" [2005] starring Ethan Hawke. A perfect example of why it's best not to remake a cult classic like John Carpenter's 1976 original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 "Assault On Precinct 13" [2005] starring Ethan Hawke.A perfect example of why it's best not to remake a cult classic like John Carpenter's 1976 original. battle field earth .....john travola ,he always wanted to be in a sci fi movie ,now he wishes he wasnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flatouthruthefog Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Galaxina. It should be watchable. It has a Playboy bunny star dressed in a skintight outfit. It's science fiction. But it begins at bad, rapidly progresses to so bad it's good, and then continues to just get worse. Finally you realize that you are only watching it because you can't believe it's that bad, and you expect it to get better any minute. It doesn't. Cathy y YOU should review for the world media! Pithy, to the point, credible, amusing, in fact everything the film was obviously not. My vote goes to 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Just one unpleasant image after another involving deeply stupid characters who all richly deserved their fate(s). I saw the first 20 mins of it on a VTR in a kitchen at a party and just had to re-join the throng, all remedial teachers talking shop. Then I went out into the street and drove over myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meadish_sweetball Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 The Bodyguard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsetBkk Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 The Blob [1988] - another waste of valuable unexposed film compared with Steve McQueen's 1958 classic. It was just on UBC's "HBO" channel. However, in a cunning plan to gain more viewers, they renamed it "The Bulb". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 The Blob [1988] - another waste of valuable unexposed film compared with Steve McQueen's 1958 classic.It was just on UBC's "HBO" channel. However, in a cunning plan to gain more viewers, they renamed it "The Bulb". i noticed that ,but in the write up they call it the blob .absolute crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 The Blob [1988] - another waste of valuable unexposed film compared with Steve McQueen's 1958 classic.It was just on UBC's "HBO" channel. However, in a cunning plan to gain more viewers, they renamed it "The Bulb". i noticed that ,but in the write up they call it the blob .absolute crap waterworld ,kevin cosner one of the worst of all time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsetBkk Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 waterworld ,kevin cosner one of the worst of all time Yes, "Mad Max"-by-the-sea! I actually quite enjoyed it as most of the actors played it as a comedy. Unfortunately, moody ole Costner was far too serious and brought the mood down. But this guy - (Dennis Hopper) - played it just about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nam Plah Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 "Smokin Aces" A really poor attempt at Tarentinos fine "True Romance" What about some of David Lynch's inscrutable and often unwatchable films. I liked Lost Highway, Mullholland Drive, Blue Velvet but I also hated them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mozikillah Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 just recently.. 'Stardust' Some funny parts with the pirates and 7 prince, but was a total waste of 180 baht.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meandwi Posted October 30, 2007 Share Posted October 30, 2007 Without a doubt "Tomboy Commando" is the absolute worst movie ever! It's a thai movie about a group of girls who want to become men. "Attack of the killer tomatoes" is the worst American made movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackr Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Ocean's 12 is pretty <deleted>. 11 and 13 good though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 just saw "Children of Men" wish I didnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 EPIC MOVIE Ahh I was surprised nobody had mentioned it so far in. Did you watch it all? If you did you are far more tollerant than I am,,,,,15 minutes was all I could take. Absolute <deleted>...and a complete waste of 40 Baht The only films I ever walked out on were Excorcist 2, and Chesty Morgan ( the busty bird that went around exacting revenge on those that had a hand in her husband's death by smothering them with her boobs), jeez that film really sucked and that was in the 70's and I can still remember how bad it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pampal Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I'm gonna get you sucka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenShone Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 Captivity - a useless, monotonous and pimped-out script with bad acting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longway Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Skinwalkers - some hollywood movies just seem to be getting stupider every year. what kind of name is that for werewolves anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 glitter mariah carey utter wooden crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 AEONFLUX...................waste of eye sight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEENTHEREDONETHAT Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 how could you forget Elvis's movies, I wish I could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 (edited) I had to turn off a piece of crap on pay TV last night - "Punisher" Serves me right for even thinking about something with Dolph Lundrum (sp) in it. (Is there a category for worst actors of all time?) Edited November 23, 2007 by Old Croc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiliwasabi Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I had to turn off a piece of crap on pay TV last night - "Punisher"Serves me right for even thinking about something with Dolph Lundrum (sp) in it. (Is there a category for worst actors of all time?) I believe they call that award a "Seagal". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantilley Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I had to turn off a piece of crap on pay TV last night - "Punisher"Serves me right for even thinking about something with Dolph Lundrum (sp) in it. (Is there a category for worst actors of all time?) I believe they call that award a "Seagal". Agreed, especially after watching "Half Past Dead" on HBO the other day. Laughably bad acting performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiliwasabi Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I had to turn off a piece of crap on pay TV last night - "Punisher"Serves me right for even thinking about something with Dolph Lundrum (sp) in it. (Is there a category for worst actors of all time?) I believe they call that award a "Seagal". Agreed, especially after watching "Half Past Dead" on HBO the other day. Laughably bad acting performance. I guess you wont be keeping an eye out for "Half Past Dead 2" then. Seagal reckons the FBI played a big part in ruining his career but I suspect the acting may have been a factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantilley Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I guess you wont be keeping an eye out for "Half Past Dead 2" then. Seagal reckons the FBI played a big part in ruining his career but I suspect the acting may have been a factor. Yes, and the increasing gut size can't have helped either! Some excruciatingly bad moments in Half Past Dead though, beyond even being "so bad it's funny"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I was going to mention Seagal in my Dolph post. I also saw one of his movies the other day. Can't remember the name, perhaps it was the one mentioned above. He was old, bloated, shuffling and seemingly drugged up. He wore shirts buttoned up high under his chin, presumably to cover up a turkey neck, and was even more wooden than usual. The fight scenes were more badly choreographed than a 70's Hong Kong martial arts film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dantilley Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Could have been the movie we were just talking about, HBO seems to be spamming it out at the moment and I've seen it on about 3 times recently. This review sums it up quite nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolPotter Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 Without doubt of late 'The Village'- why I watched M Knight S's latest piece of cack I don't know. Apart from that- anyone of those American 'spoof' movies- 'Scary Movie' , 'Airplane' etc- have vomited funnier scripts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptou Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I decided to rent the movie The Veteran last night.I kind of new it was a cheap b type,usual movie you'd find produced for tv,but it was going along quite well until the ending....<deleted>,they musta run out of money. The girlfreind even asked me what happened,but it was hard to explain to her seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cm-happy Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I have 2. KING KING the version made a few years ago THE BEACH Saw them both back to back on DVD. King Kong was a mistake, thought I was purchasing the original version The Beach filmed in Thialand so was curious if I could recognize any of the scenes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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