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Passion of the Christ. Hands down or should I say hands nailed.

Snuff film disguised as religious experience.

Really? Though I'm not Christian any longer, I was raised that way. So, I know the story well. I thought the movie was very moving and could easily see how the story could become the basis for a religion.

Not in a position to comment on that religion. Just on a really bad movie! Maybe its better if you speak Aramaic.

You're thinking there must be something to The Passion of the Christ besides watching a man tortured to death, right? Actually, no: This is a two-hour-and-six-minute snuff movie—The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre—that thinks it's an act of faith.

http://www.slate.com/id/2096025

+1 Very correct and true. it is snuff.

ok

also to add crappiest movies to the list

"Forrest Gump" - adventures of retarded

"Saving Private Ryan" - pure vanila nonsence

"Chicago" - somehow bad script, bad lyrics, and bunch of overpaid actors - didn't make a great movie

"Magnolia" - ****

and any movie with T.Cruise, N.Cage, D.Washington, Travolta ...

and anything made with R.DeNiro, Al Pachino, Depardeux, - just love it.

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Passion of the Christ. Hands down or should I say hands nailed.

Snuff film disguised as religious experience.

Really? Though I'm not Christian any longer, I was raised that way. So, I know the story well. I thought the movie was very moving and could easily see how the story could become the basis for a religion.

Not in a position to comment on that religion. Just on a really bad movie! Maybe its better if you speak Aramaic.

You're thinking there must be something to The Passion of the Christ besides watching a man tortured to death, right? Actually, no: This is a two-hour-and-six-minute snuff movie—The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre—that thinks it's an act of faith.

http://www.slate.com/id/2096025

+1 Very correct and true. it is snuff.

ok

also to add crappiest movies to the list

"Forrest Gump" - adventures of retarded

"Saving Private Ryan" - pure vanila nonsence

"Chicago" - somehow bad script, bad lyrics, and bunch of overpaid actors - didn't make a great movie

"Magnolia" - ****

and any movie with T.Cruise, N.Cage, D.Washington, Travolta ...

and anything made with R.DeNiro, Al Pachino, Depardeux, - just love it.

not many movies made today without these stars in them ,take it you dont watch many new films :o

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1Alexander

2Ghost Rider

3The Wicker Man

being there peter sellers

the simpsons movie

I am glad to see that someone else didn't like Being There. When it first came out my friend and I watched it about 3/4 of the way through and then just chucked it. Never understand what the fuss was about. Having said that, I might try it again to see if I appreciate it second time around.

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Snakes on a plane, what a load of cr##

I honestly believe that 'Snakes on a Plane' is an amazingly crafted joke on the moviegoing public. Sam Jackson has been involved in some big budget things and has actually done some good work (Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas [or Casino, I can never remember which], etc).

For this reason, I think that he actually intentionally took on such a crappy movie in order to go all the way around the bend of suckitude and return to the starting point. The movie is just so incredibly bad, that it has to have been made that way on purpose. It does absolutely everything 'right': the sex/death scene, the rapper cliche, the stewardess on her last night before retirement, and finally, the hero gets taught a lesson by the very person he has been trying to save.

It's just way too cliche for it to be serious, and I think it's awesome.

BFD!

By the way, 'Little Nicky' with Adam Sandler licks butt.

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Galaxina.

It should be watchable. It has a Playboy bunny star dressed in a skintight outfit. It's science fiction. But it begins at bad, rapidly progresses to so bad it's good, and then continues to just get worse. Finally you realize that you are only watching it because you can't believe it's that bad, and you expect it to get better any minute. It doesn't.

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Galaxina.

It should be watchable. It has a Playboy bunny star dressed in a skintight outfit. It's science fiction. But it begins at bad, rapidly progresses to so bad it's good, and then continues to just get worse. Finally you realize that you are only watching it because you can't believe it's that bad, and you expect it to get better any minute. It doesn't.

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Two adaptations that just make me want to puke:

Heinlein's 'Starship Troopers' and Asimov's 'Nightfall'.

The former views like a violent Archie comic book and I don't the even think the directors of the latter ever read the original text....

BFD!

Best review I've seen in ages :o

"I Robot" was another one where the scooped the title but pretty much ignored the original story.

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Two adaptations that just make me want to puke:

Heinlein's 'Starship Troopers' and Asimov's 'Nightfall'.

The former views like a violent Archie comic book and I don't the even think the directors of the latter ever read the original text....

BFD!

Best review I've seen in ages :o

"I Robot" was another one where the scooped the title but pretty much ignored the original story.

any of the i know what you did last summer movies ..

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