After encountering countless videos of people randomly twerking online, I’ve landed upon a simple query.

Why the ferk do people twerk?

One might initially conclude that it is a form of core strengthening exercise. But after long hours of careful observation and extensive video analysis, I have compiled a list of what could be the five most likely explanations.

1. An insect crawled up the bung.

2. Emergency attempt to dislodge a wedgie of catastrophic proportions.

3. Trying to shake loose a coin that fell down the back of the trousers.

4. Attempting to dry their backside after sitting on something dodgy.

5. Practicing posterior gyration techniques to apply for a job as a window cleaner.

If the person is undressed, you might suspect they are trying to pinch a loaf. In his case, though, he likely didn’t realize the camera was still rolling once he was alone, after his entourage of generals had left the building. Still, it makes you wonder how many people secretly practice their moves like this when they think no one else is watching.

Every breath you take...

ok,watched and analyzed .

One thought that came up,i imagine him in a 3some like this.

The question is not who are the other two but what their position would be?

Not sure you got the original clip there. The edited version you posted somehow has Susan Khaosokman Harris missing. When you see the unedited one, everything suddenly makes a lot more sense.

Good twerking is a thing to behold. Having seen my namesake (I was using the name first) in impressive full throttle I do have respect for this artform. She even had the junta chief aquiver, leading to his injunction to reduce her signature nine consecutive twerks to a maximum of three.

5 hours ago, Alpha84 said:

Why Do People Twerk?

I like it when the girlfriend is on top of me and she is twerking

3 hours ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I like it when the girlfriend is on top of me and she is twerking

Hells ya. I 2nd this with a side of yes siree.

9 hours ago, Alpha84 said:

Why the ferk do people twerk?

why do girls pole dance and strip?

to show off their bodies, stimulate the opposite sex.

same concept. it's like belly dancing, but maybe more crass.

One might just as well ask,

Why do people do the Monster Mash.

Humans are nitwits.

It's similar to female baboons presenting their rear ends to angry males, in an effort to placate them.

3 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

It's similar to female baboons presenting their rear ends to angry males, in an effort to placate them.

If I do it to you will you be more happy?

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

One might just as well ask,

Why do people do the Monster Mash.

It was a graveyard smash.

I do it to shake the water off after I use the bum gun.

1 hour ago, Ralf001 said:

I do it to shake the water off after I use the bum gun.

Got a video to prove it?

4 minutes ago, khaosokman said:

Got a video to prove it?

Nope.

3 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Humans are nitwits.

You prove that with most of your posts!

Girls twerking doesn't interest me, better things to do

Just now, scubascuba3 said:

Girls twerking doesn't interest me, better things to do

Like worrying about tatts

1 minute ago, khaosokman said:

Like worrying about tatts

I'm not worrying about tatts, just not pleasant on the eye, but that's another thread. Not surprised you like twerking being gay and all

15 hours ago, Alpha84 said:

After encountering countless videos of people randomly twerking online, I’ve landed upon a simple query.

Why the ferk do people twerk?

One might initially conclude that it is a form of core strengthening exercise. But after long hours of careful observation and extensive video analysis, I have compiled a list of what could be the five most likely explanations.

1. An insect crawled up the bung.

2. Emergency attempt to dislodge a wedgie of catastrophic proportions.

3. Trying to shake loose a coin that fell down the back of the trousers.

4. Attempting to dry their backside after sitting on something dodgy.

5. Practicing posterior gyration techniques to apply for a job as a window cleaner.

If the person is undressed, you might suspect they are trying to pinch a loaf. In his case, though, he likely didn’t realize the camera was still rolling once he was alone, after his entourage of generals had left the building. Still, it makes you wonder how many people secretly practice their moves like this when they think no one else is watching.

Every breath you take...

2013 called and would like their post back please.

'Twerking was popularized globally by Miley Cyrus in 2013'

3 hours ago, johnnybangkok said:

2013 called and would like their post back please.

'Twerking was popularized globally by Miley Cyrus in 2013'

Yes, kids don't twerk anymore. Now they defy gravity with the Slick Back (jubislide, airwalk). Healthy activity, keeps them out of trouble.

https://youtube.com/shorts/-Rnhtk6hImc?si=1D7RUgWUkCnWZB7U

Hardwork by the looks of it. I no longer have the ankles to try this.

As soon as I read the headline, I was sure this was a GammaGlobulin thread....

I was quite surprised to be wrong !!! GG - you missed an opportunity to post another mundane thread !

Twerking is a subtle suggestive erotic sexual position and mouvement that feeds our fantasies...and we all enjoy it when it's a busty fine young lady doing the job 🤪

On 3/13/2026 at 10:04 PM, Alpha84 said:

After encountering countless videos of people randomly twerking online, I’ve landed upon a simple query.

Why the ferk do people twerk?

One might initially conclude that it is a form of core strengthening exercise. But after long hours of careful observation and extensive video analysis, I have compiled a list of what could be the five most likely explanations.

1. An insect crawled up the bung.

2. Emergency attempt to dislodge a wedgie of catastrophic proportions.

3. Trying to shake loose a coin that fell down the back of the trousers.

4. Attempting to dry their backside after sitting on something dodgy.

5. Practicing posterior gyration techniques to apply for a job as a window cleaner.

If the person is undressed, you might suspect they are trying to pinch a loaf. In his case, though, he likely didn’t realize the camera was still rolling once he was alone, after his entourage of generals had left the building. Still, it makes you wonder how many people secretly practice their moves like this when they think no one else is watching.

Every breath you take...

This man is in very poor condition. He is not capable of this movement, hence this is fake.

There is no conversation to be had when starting from a baseless premise.

On 3/14/2026 at 8:43 PM, richard_smith237 said:

As soon as I read the headline, I was sure this was a GammaGlobulin thread.

On 3/14/2026 at 12:22 PM, GammaGlobulin said:

Why do people do the Monster Mash.

GG has no time to start a thread, he is too busy doing the Monster Mash

On 3/14/2026 at 8:43 PM, richard_smith237 said:

On 3/14/2026 at 5:43 PM, richard_smith237 said:

As soon as I read the headline, I was sure this was a GammaGlobulin thread....

I was quite surprised to be wrong !!! GG - you missed an opportunity to post another mundane thread !

Time is on my side.

4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Time is on my side.

Your attempts to sound like a scatty, eccentric Noel Coward in every other comment rather betray the truth - you are no spring chicken... I'm guessing late 70's early 80's with more than a few bats in the belfry...

22 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

more than a few bats in the belfry

I'd say he has a whole cauldron of them under his prevue.

1 hour ago, BilllyGOAT said:

I'd say he has a whole cauldron of them under his prevue.

And here I had always been pronouncing it, and misspelling it...PERVIEW...

Well, I will just live and learn, at my advanced age.

Thank you, AI. You need to work on your satire.