Cows are cute too. A big warm cows lick is awesome! hahaha! Hmm but also like piggies. An little baby baaaass.

..For some reason farm animals turn my vocabulary into that of a 3 year old.

.. I bet you all do a bit. And Im sure inside every mans head when he sees big machines like a digger is a voice going "DIGGAHHHHHH!!!!, its a DIGGGAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!".

You are right eek! We guys do have childish views of things like diggers and cranes and JCBs...

.. I bet you all do a bit. And Im sure inside every mans head when he sees big machines like a digger is a voice going "DIGGAHHHHHH!!!!, its a DIGGGAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!".

(a JCB operator admires his machine and purrs/murmurs 'youse mahhh diggaahhh...')

I once rode a horse when I was a kid bareback...you should never bareback anything, however it was an interesting scene.

I once rode a horse when I was a kid bareback...you should never bareback anything, however it was an interesting scene.

I've had my backside rubbed red raw riding a horse bareback. Great ride until it started stinging.

Shouldn't do anything bareback actually. Not until the skin grows back anyway.

I once rode a horse when I was a kid bareback...you should never bareback anything, however it was an interesting scene.

Riding bareback is one of the most interesting experiences I have ever had!

I once rode a horse when I was a kid bareback...you should never bareback anything, however it was an interesting scene.

Riding bareback is one of the most interesting experiences I have ever had!

Someone had to say it didnt they!

You are supposed to wear some thick jodhpurs or similar guys. Wut were you doin to get a raw bum, riding nakkkked?! Lady Godiva eat your heart out.

Actually I confess to have never tried bareback, but used to ride in my teens. Recal when all the families came to a display we put on and I was part of the show jumpers and nervous as hel_l. Unfortunately due to my nerves I forgot to double check my saddle (that sneaky breathe out thing horses do) and when taking a sharp turn the saddle slipped to the side with my feet locked in the stirrups. So there i was, with my legs in the stirrups trying to pull back on the reins, whilst my arse bounced on the ground repeatedly, in front of all. Audience were nearly peeing themselves laughing and I was teased for what seemed like a lifetime.

sometimes, when I'm really drunk, I might foget to put on my jodphurs and just ride bareback.

sometimes, when I'm really drunk, I might foget to put on my jodphurs and just ride bareback.

A pink fluffy elephant in jodphurs.

Sorry...... I'm getting that disturbing image again

You are supposed to wear some thick jodhpurs or similar guys. Wut were you doin to get a raw bum, riding nakkkked?! Lady Godiva eat your heart out.

Actually I confess to have never tried bareback, but used to ride in my teens. Recal when all the families came to a display we put on and I was part of the show jumpers and nervous as hel_l. Unfortunately due to my nerves I forgot to double check my saddle (that sneaky breathe out thing horses do) and when taking a sharp turn the saddle slipped to the side with my feet locked in the stirrups. So there i was, with my legs in the stirrups trying to pull back on the reins, whilst my arse bounced on the ground repeatedly, in front of all. Audience were nearly peeing themselves laughing and I was teased for what seemed like a lifetime.

Who said anything about riding naked? Ya' perv!!! It was the horse who's back was bare! Oh, yeah, that reminds me, don't forget to tighten the Girth!

Believe me tigs, ill never forget again. That lesson is ENGRAVED in my memory!!

Edited August 28, 200718 yr by eek

sometimes, when I'm really drunk, I might foget to put on my jodphurs and just ride bareback.

Thats when it gets you isnt it, the devil telling you a good bareback ride is the way forward...well its not!. One must be soba when going out for a good ride....

Plus it makes the horses back smell when sliding up and down on ya cheeks!

Edited August 28, 200718 yr by coldcrush

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sometimes, when I'm really drunk, I might foget to put on my jodphurs and just ride bareback.

But i bet you never forget to put your Gimp Mask on

sometimes, when I'm really drunk, I might foget to put on my jodphurs and just ride bareback.

But i bet you never forget to put your Gimp Mask on

Bring out the Wabbit!

sometimes, when I'm really drunk, I might foget to put on my jodphurs and just ride bareback.

But i bet you never forget to put your Gimp Mask on

Bring out the Wabbit!

Nice one. Instantly recognisable!