Dear Folks,

Long-term visas for China are not as easy as they once were, unless one is married to a Chinese woman.

But, I’m fine with that, and I have been married to a Chinese woman before, anyway.

I am experienced.

I know how to live with Chinese girls, by now.

I don’t want a city slicker, but hope for a rural woman, instead.

Chinese girls in the countryside are not overweight, which would be a deal breaker for me.

Also, I have been searching out the places where I can find a modern 3-bedroom apartment in a 3rd-tier city which has low population, and clean…For example, I am thinking about the city of HeGang where rents and house prices are super low.  

After I get married, I can just lie flat most of the time, and enjoy my golden years.

So now I am checking out the YouTube videos from China to see what kind of girls might be OK for me.

Any of these girls would be fine.

Except maybe for the girl sitting on the bed at this spot in the video, half-way through, which I have linked to.

What about HER, the one who seems a bit promiscuous?

Would YOU take a chance on her?

Anyway, China is a huge country with millions and millions of slim/trim girls.

I have no doubt that I can find one.

You would be surprised.

And, one never gets what one doesn’t ask for….

Right?

I am looking forward to this new beginning in my existence here in Asia.

Best regards, and Positively Positive…

Gamma

Note: Please wish me luck in finding my SEPTEMBER BRIDE….

Edited May 18May 18 by GammaGlobulin

10 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

What about HER, the one who seems a bit promiscuous?

Promiscuous is fine, can't beat experience..............

14 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Anyway, China is a huge country with millions and millions of slim/trim girls.

and yet you want to go get hitched to a coal miners daughter !

40 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

and yet you want to go get hitched to a coal miners daughter !

Nice One, Sir...!!!

You are correct that HeGang is a coal mining town in China.

And then, there is the Miller's Daughter, too....

Did this Poet mention BALMY????

Yes, I know all about Balmy Chinese Wives, having had two.

But, a bit of balminess on HER part is still worth a Chinese visa....to me...maybe

Edited May 18May 18 by GammaGlobulin

7 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Yes, I know all about Balmy Chinese Wives, having had two.

"Married to a chinese woman" has now become plural ?

How much are they ...just asking for a friend

regards Worgeordie

You could always head to Tangshan, another coal mining city, no less; or rather ex coal mining since '76 quake, I guess. The Brits established it and no doubt made a killing .............Anyway, I can vouch for Tangshan ladies, I personally recommend.......................

I had a friend who bought one and brought it to the US. He said at first it was just for sex and cleaning the house. It got better after learning a little English and they could talk.

He offered to get me one, but I declined. He said a lot of them are single moms and you might want to screen that out because it brings a lot of drama.

1 hour ago, Ralf001 said:

"Married to a chinese woman" has now become plural ?

My next Chinese wife will be my third.

One cannot have too many.

56 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

How much are they ...just asking for a friend

regards Worgeordie

Depends on the dowry and wedding gifts one must prepare.

I thought you were searching for a Japanese genius girl. 🤣

Why not just do what Mike the American Millennial did and marry some some humble girl he met in Pattaya, what could possibly go wrong?

Links to article below from the Economist titled: "Western men are going abroad to find traditional wives" about Mike and Pafan.

https://www.economist.com/culture/2026/04/16/western-men-are-going-abroad-to-find-traditional-wives

https://archive.ph/WcVd4

Excerpt:

A few years ago Mike got fed up with dating in America. “So many women there have been brainwashed to think it’s OK to treat men like crap,” he says. He could work remotely, so he moved to Thailand, where his money stretched further, and he met the sort of woman he was seeking. He is now engaged to a Thai woman, Pafan. (Both asked for their surnames to be withheld.) The couple often post videos for their thousands of followers. In one viral clip captioned “Point of view: you have a Thai girlfriend”, Pafan kneels on the floor clipping Mike’s nails. He says his followers are mostly American men, many of them “in awe” of how she caters to him.

Mike is one of a rising number of “passport bros”: young Western men who travel abroad in search of better dating prospects. Online forums, YouTube channels and TikTok accounts rank countries according to their women, advising which are the most “feminine”, “traditional” and likely to pamper men. Thailand, Brazil, Colombia, the Philippines and Vietnam are among the most popular. “It’s the ultimate life-hack in 2026,” says Austin Abeyta, a passport bro in Da Nang, Vietnam.

2 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

One cannot have too many.

But one can continually tell porky pies.

12 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

But one can continually tell porky pies.

It's porking pies he's after.

8 minutes ago, Tidal wave said:

It's porking pies he's after.

And, I had originally thought that my porking-pastime might have passed me by...until....

Recently, I have thought about biting the bullet, and taking a wife, this September.

It can't be all that difficult...

Can it?

1 hour ago, a3tsw said:

I thought you were searching for a Japanese genius girl. 🤣

Ever since first seeing Trump's grand welcome in China...

I have realized just how much I have missed the place.

Chinese country girls are wonderful to look at, too.

Extremely healthy and powerful.

17 minutes ago, Tidal wave said:

It's porking pies he's after.

Unlikely. Apparently his equipment is permanently offline at this point. FUBAR. Not sure his junk was ever much good to begin with.

1 hour ago, Alpha84 said:

Unlikely. Apparently his equipment is permanently offline at this point. FUBAR. Not sure his junk was ever much good to begin with.

Strangely enough, I have also added this question to my calculation concerning choosing a Chinese wife in Communist China....

For example:

Judging by the video I linked in the OP (Original Post).....

It seems that the parents of most girls in the sticks want their daughters to produce children.

This is a real concern of mine.

Do I really WANT children at this stage of my development?

My answer is that I am OK if children eventually materialize.

However, if the parents of my wife try to FORCE ME or compel me, in some way, to reproduce...then....

I will just move on....and...

Choose a different bride.

I still have about 25 years of active life ahead of me.

I don't want to be tied down by some new offshoot from my loins....

OR....on the other hand....this might be good.

Nobody knows until it happens to them, at any particular point in their developmental stages from birth to grave.

But, Sir....

Never Fear...because....

I am Definitely....UP for it.....

IF and ONLY If.....the girl is Chinese and if she is slim and trim, and has those child-bearing hips......

Never Fear, Sir.....!!!!

7 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Folks,

Long-term visas for China are not as easy as they once were, unless one is married to a Chinese woman.

But, I’m fine with that, and I have been married to a Chinese woman before, anyway.

I am experienced.

I know how to live with Chinese girls, by now.

I don’t want a city slicker, but hope for a rural woman, instead.

Chinese girls in the countryside are not overweight, which would be a deal breaker for me.

Also, I have been searching out the places where I can find a modern 3-bedroom apartment in a 3rd-tier city which has low population, and clean…For example, I am thinking about the city of HeGang where rents and house prices are super low.  

After I get married, I can just lie flat most of the time, and enjoy my golden years.

So now I am checking out the YouTube videos from China to see what kind of girls might be OK for me.

Any of these girls would be fine.

Except maybe for the girl sitting on the bed at this spot in the video, half-way through, which I have linked to.

What about HER, the one who seems a bit promiscuous?

Would YOU take a chance on her?

Anyway, China is a huge country with millions and millions of slim/trim girls.

I have no doubt that I can find one.

You would be surprised.

And, one never gets what one doesn’t ask for….

Right?

I am looking forward to this new beginning in my existence here in Asia.

Best regards, and Positively Positive…

Gamma

Note: Please wish me luck in finding my SEPTEMBER BRIDE….

Is this a wind up like when you had to find a genius or nothing because everyone else is beneath your intelligence or where leaving to never come back? more nonsense just for post numbers I suspect

Do we really have to endure you until September?...erm, I mean, do don't really need to wait until Sept ?

China hasn’t closed its borders. There are flights leaving every single day. No ceremonial countdown required.

Might I humbly recommend Guizhou or Yunnan? Beautiful scenery, lower internet penetration, and a dramatically reduced chance of anyone demanding evidence for the 400 IQ, polymath-level geopolitical analysis, and self-awarded genius status you’ve been burdening this forum with.

You could finally lecture unsuspecting villagers about economics, civilisation, and your towering intellect in peace, free from the cruel oppression of people who can read.

1 minute ago, richard_smith237 said:

Yunnan?

NAILED IT.....Sir.....

Yes.

I am thinking about YunNan, actually.

I think that in YunNan there must be equally as many Miller's Daughters to be had.

I will NOT visit there for women, of course.

But, IF true romance happens, then.....it will happen naturally, and....it will....

DROPPETH upon me, a token-gentile, like gentle rain from heaven.....

One is never too old to welcome a new bride into one's bed.

Have you ever read Dostoevsky, for example?

I am, Sir, The Eternal Husband......

And, forever horny, as you can easily glean from the design of this book cover.

Just saying.......

GG, has it escaped you, that China has enforced a 1 child policy for a very long time? During this time (according to Chinese culture), female babies were "less welcome". The "dissapearance rate" of female babies was stunning. With the result, that young Chinese males are desperately looking for females to marry. 2 to 1 ratio. You want to enter this arena to compete with young chinese males, you having not cut your hair since COVID 19?

Good luck. Have a very fat wallet or cut your hair, if possible both before entering your Chinese version of Nirvana, that has taken hold in your brain.

On 5/18/2026 at 4:00 PM, Ralf001 said:

and yet you want to go get hitched to a coal miners daughter !

Rice Farmer's Daughter you mean, 'eh? No different than here in the LOS.

Edited May 19May 19 by connda

4 hours ago, connda said:

Rice Farmer's Daughter you mean, 'eh? No different than here in the LOS.

Given that Hegang is a coal mining town I feel my post is accurate.

be cheaper to hire a PI.

You've been promising to move to China for years now - when is your flight??

12 hours ago, swissie said:

GG, has it escaped you, that China has enforced a 1 child policy for a very long time? During this time (according to Chinese culture), female babies were "less welcome". The "dissapearance rate" of female babies was stunning. With the result, that young Chinese males are desperately looking for females to marry. 2 to 1 ratio. You want to enter this arena to compete with young chinese males, you having not cut your hair since COVID 19?

Good luck. Have a very fat wallet or cut your hair, if possible both before entering your Chinese version of Nirvana, that has taken hold in your brain.

Very true, hence the trafficking of Burmese girls to try and meet the demand..He is dreaming, again.

Edited May 20May 20 by emptypockets

Best of luck considering that you are giving up taking showers and grooming yourself.

On 5/18/2026 at 3:45 PM, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Folks,

Long-term visas for China are not as easy as they once were, unless one is married to a Chinese woman.

But, I’m fine with that, and I have been married to a Chinese woman before, anyway.

I am experienced.

I know how to live with Chinese girls, by now.

I don’t want a city slicker, but hope for a rural woman, instead.

Chinese girls in the countryside are not overweight, which would be a deal breaker for me.

Also, I have been searching out the places where I can find a modern 3-bedroom apartment in a 3rd-tier city which has low population, and clean…For example, I am thinking about the city of HeGang where rents and house prices are super low.  

After I get married, I can just lie flat most of the time, and enjoy my golden years.

So now I am checking out the YouTube videos from China to see what kind of girls might be OK for me.

Any of these girls would be fine.

Except maybe for the girl sitting on the bed at this spot in the video, half-way through, which I have linked to.

What about HER, the one who seems a bit promiscuous?

Would YOU take a chance on her?

Anyway, China is a huge country with millions and millions of slim/trim girls.

I have no doubt that I can find one.

You would be surprised.

And, one never gets what one doesn’t ask for….

Right?

I am looking forward to this new beginning in my existence here in Asia.

Best regards, and Positively Positive…

Gamma

Note: Please wish me luck in finding my SEPTEMBER BRIDE….

As usual, it's a little difficult to decode if Gamma's being tongue-in-cheek and winding us up. Well, I'll take the bait.

China's one-child policy means there are so few women available in China, Chinese men go looking overseas for brides. This often does noy work in the bride's favour, to say the least. Lots of abuse.

You mention 'golden years', hm. What slim, reasonably-attractive, young, childless (absolute deal-breaker) women would pick you, old man? Unless you've got pots of money, of course.

Chinese, whether in Thailand or China or any other diaspora, are all about money. You might have better luck in India.

Let me see....there is a shortage of women in China, so the Chinese are seeking wives for their sons in other countries such as Laos, Thailand, and even the U.S., and you are heading to China to find a wife. Hmmm......