How To Shower

[Boo]

How to shower like a woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry

basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to

bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed

areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make

mental note to do more sit-ups.

Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,

long loofah, wide loofah and pumicestone.

Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43

added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is

clean.

Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner

enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for

15 minutes.

Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10

minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa

cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in

shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small

country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel

on head. If you see husband along the way, cover any

exposed areas.

How to shower like a man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed

leave in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the

way - shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound.

Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of

knob and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in

your hands and let the water rinse it off.

Make fart noises (real or artifical) and laugh at how

loud they sound in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and

surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving four pubes

stuck on the soap.

Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk. Pee.

Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry

off.

Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire knob size in

mirror again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on

the floor, leave light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass

wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make

woo-hoo noise. Again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

[Bluecat]

Boo, so you are ...

Why didn't you ever tell me you lived with me before?

[whattodo]

How to shower like a woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry

basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to

bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed

areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make

mental note to do more sit-ups.

Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,

long loofah, wide loofah and pumicestone.

Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43

added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is

clean.

Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner

enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for

15 minutes.

Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10

minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa

cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in

shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small

country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel

on head. If you see husband along the way, cover any

exposed areas.

How to shower like a man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed

leave in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the

way - shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound.

Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of

knob and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in

your hands and let the water rinse it off.

Make fart noises (real or artifical) and laugh at how

loud they sound in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and

surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving four pubes

stuck on the soap.

Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk. Pee.

Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry

off.

Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire knob size in

mirror again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on

the floor, leave light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass

wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make

woo-hoo noise. Again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

Classic Again

Just pissed myself for the second time this week

[chingy_]

How to shower like a woman

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry

basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to

bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed

areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make

mental note to do more sit-ups.

Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,

long loofah, wide loofah and pumicestone.

Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43

added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is

clean.

Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner

enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for

15 minutes.

Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10

minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa

cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in

shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small

country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel

on head. If you see husband along the way, cover any

exposed areas.

How to shower like a man

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed

leave in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the

way - shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound.

Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of

knob and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in

your hands and let the water rinse it off.

Make fart noises (real or artifical) and laugh at how

loud they sound in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and

surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving four pubes

stuck on the soap.

Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk. Pee.

Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry

off.

Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire knob size in

mirror again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on

the floor, leave light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass

wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make

woo-hoo noise. Again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

100% correct

[Phil Conners]

Not all men are Neanderthals.

[Bluecat]

Not all men are Neanderthals.