Edited September 13Sep 13 by Zyxel
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7 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

That's one way to add spice to your last minutes!

6 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

At least you get a snappy response before you have to hang around!

A nun was sitting in the airport departure lounge waiting for her flight to Chicago.

Glancing across the terminal, she spotted an old-fashioned fortune-telling scale in the corner and decided to try it out for fun.

She stepped onto the scale, dropped in a nickel, and out popped a printed card:
"You are a Catholic nun. You weigh 128 lbs, and you are flying to Chicago, Illinois."

Astounded by the accuracy, she told herself it had to be a lucky coincidence.

Determined to test it, she dropped in another coin.

The second card read: "You are a Catholic nun. You weigh 128 lbs, you are flying to Chicago, and you are about to play the fiddle."

"Nonsense," she thought. "I’ve never touched a musical instrument in my life!"

She sat back in her seat. Moments later, a traveling bluegrass musician sat beside her, set his instrument case on the floor, and popped the latches.

Overcome by a sudden, inexplicable urge, the nun picked up the violin, drew the bow across the strings, and effortlessly played a lively, flawless tune.

Thoroughly spooked, she marched back to the scale, dropped another nickel into the slot, and pulled out a third card:

"You are a Catholic nun. You weigh 128 lbs, you are flying to Chicago, and you are about to pass gas."

"Outrageous!" she scoffed. "I have never done such a vulgar thing in public!"

As she spun around in indignation, her shoe caught the edge of the platform. She tripped, stumbled backward, landed flat on her backside, and let out a loud, echoing rip.

Blushing furiously and unable to believe what was happening, she scrambled to her feet, dropped one last nickel into the slot, and grabbed the final card:

"You are a Catholic nun. You weigh 128 lbs. And while you were fiddling and farting around, you missed your flight to Chicago!"

It complies with the Disabilities Discrimination Act so that's all you need to know.

52 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

It complies with the Disabilities Discrimination Act so that's all you need to know.

Maybe it is only intended as a freewheeling down ramp direct to the casualty ward!

3 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Maybe it is only intended as a freewheeling down ramp direct to the casualty ward!

It's actually there so Eddie the Eagle can practice, and qualify, for the paralympics.

In a technical conversation with ChatGPT (Yes I do use it for work).

Cat walks across the keyboard and sends random string to the AI.

ChatGPT responds "Did your cat just walk across the keyboard?"

Call it "CatGPT"