She offered her honor

He honored her offer

And that's how it went all night, honor-offer-honor-offer

I’ve bought a new Apple Watch from Facebook Marketplace. I’m beginning to think I got scammed…

From 2019…

Edited September 16Sep 16 by Watawattana

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

They could probably have charged more if they had manicured them first!

1 hour ago, Watawattana said:

I’ve bought a new Apple Watch from Facebook Marketplace. I’m beginning to think I got scammed…

The core problem is just like testing high value items you should always give them the bite test or in this case also a byte test!

16 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

The core problem is just like testing high value items you should always give them the bite test or in this case also a byte test!

A'll ask ma grannie aboot this. Her name is Jean Smith by the way...

27 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

They could probably have charged more if they had manicured them first!

They're lucky to have a full set. Usually the big one on the left has gone to the market.

She offered her honor

He honored her offer

And he was on her and off her all-night.

It's all in the delivery.

During these times of trouble, strife, war,it should not be forgotten that just recently the death of a very important man occurred – – Larry La Prise, the man who wrote the famous party song, "the Hokey Kokey" died of old age in the USA.

There was much trauma for his family and relatives at his funeral when they went to put him into the coffin; they put his left leg in.........and it all went downhill from there.

28 minutes ago, xylophone said:

During these times of trouble, strife, war, it should not be forgotten that just recently the death of a very important man occurred – – Larry La Prise, the man who wrote the famous party song, "the Hokey Kokey" died of old age in the USA.

There was much trauma for his family and relatives at his funeral when they went to put him into the coffin; they put his left leg in.........and it all went downhill from there.

It's Hokey Pokey, and it's his foot, not his leg.

6 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

It's Hokey Pokey, and it's his foot, not his leg.

You put your left leg in,

your left leg out

In, out, in, out,

you shake it all about

You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around

That's what it's all about.

maybe you are talking about the remastered version

36 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

It's Hokey Pokey, and it's his foot, not his leg.

No wonder I have you on ignore. Hahaha Even turning a Joke threat into a tit for tat sch1t show

The Hokey Cokey (also known as Hokey Pokey in the United States^[1]) is a participation dance with a distinctive accompanying tune and lyric structure.

Edited September 16Sep 16 by VocalNeal

11 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

No wonder I have you on ignore. Hahaha Even turning a Joke threat into a tit for tat sch1t show

It's all in the delivery.

1 hour ago, WIAA Alfie said:

You put your left leg in,

your left leg out

In, out, in, out,

you shake it all about

You do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around

That's what it's all about.

maybe you are talking about the remastered version

True BUT what happened to my original post on this??????????

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'no, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

46 minutes ago, xylophone said:

True BUT what happened to my original post on this??????????

Oh wow!! Taken down?

A few of mine have disappeared....I think....I thought maybe I hadn't pressed submit reply??

1 hour ago, VocalNeal said:

No wonder I have you on ignore. Hahaha Even turning a Joke threat into a tit for tat sch1t show

As I have too @VocalNeal as far as I'm concerned, and to use an American expression, "he's about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip".

On 9/3/2026 at 9:24 AM, ballpoint said:

Reminds me of:

Chuck Norris is so tough, when he comes home he doesn't turn on the shower; he stares at it until it cries.

54 minutes ago, xylophone said:

As I have too @VocalNeal as far as I'm concerned, and to use an American expression, "he's about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip".

Yeah, I know how you guys feel about breeders