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Ah, it's but a scratch!

Monty Python & The Holy Grail: "...It's just a flesh wound..."

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So that's what the vet does with all the ones he puts down...

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Nah! they moved to St. Louis and founded Budweiser.

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The Pie hunt begins :-)

banglay · Friday at 04:29 AM2 days

Hi guys 👋 I normally eat Thai grub about 90% of the time, but lately my taste buds have started demanding something a little more… British. 😋 I’m getting a serious craving for a proper traditional meat pie — the good, meaty, pastry-covered sort that makes you forget you’re supposed to be eating healthy! 😂 So, does anyone know anywhere around this area where I can get GOOD QUALITY meat pies? I’m definitely looking for quality over price. I’ve tried most of the usual suspects and, to be brutally h
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Guys, You are lucky to live in an area with an abundance of foreign food available to you within striking distance.Those who live upcountry are somewhat limited and rely on getting it delivered. So, tell me whats the better deliverable goodies available? I just had a delivery from Manston Foods, their bacon is good, sausages OK, especially the "epicure" range. This time I tried the sausages rolls, and hese although a little small were really good! Nice flaky pastry and good taste. Any other r
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International members: Why are International members becoming crazier by the years? Many have all seen the recent thread circulating in the pub criticizing American culture, complete with that unsourced picture of three guys fishing with guns strapped to their waists(a harmless promo ad for constitutional gun rights). But when you step back and look at the broader global stage, it seems this sense of growing instability and insincerity a "craziness" isn't unique to any single country,it is com
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https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/gallery/11-times-donald-trump-showed-37696870 11 times Donald Trump showed he's in need of a geography lesson The Daily Star 31 minutes ago US President of the United States Donald Trump has made a number of geographical mistakes over the years, with his recent confusion over which countries comprise the UK just the tip of the iceberg Donald Trump was the centre of yet another geographical blunder on Tuesday as he attended the UN General Assembly in
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The one early afternoon?. THe visibility was zero at my windows and I expect some damage. My power was affected for about 3 hours....
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Russia is deliberately targeting Ukrainian data centers and telecommunications infrastructure in an effort to disrupt internet access, communications and digital services, President Volodymyr Zelenskyy said in his evening address on Sept. 26. “The Russians have a simple goal: to leave Ukrainians without internet access, to leave us without communications and without the relevant digital services. We are responding to this quickly.” https://english.nv.ua/nation/russia-aims-to-cut-ukraine-off-from-internet-and-communications-zelenskyy-50644939.html Oh no! What will we do without the Kiev call center scammers brightening our lack lustre days amid the never ending begging for money from every single facet of Ukrainian society?
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I was eating a meal the other day as the local uni folks were leaving. I would estimate 80% were obviously not ethnic British and the thought came to me that Thailand is more my kind of people than Britain has become
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GammaGlobulin · yesterday at 08:17 PM1 day

Dear Folks, Just before I left the United States, for the final time, I fell in love with Mary Hartman. I think it was her hairstyle, among other things, which led to my obsession. Woody Allen loved her, as you know. But, I loved her, too. Must have been Something About Mary which attracted us to her, like flies to honey. Those were the days. And, that was a time when life was far simpler than now. Why did we fall for Mary? Anybody know? I would like to know. Best regards, Gamma Note
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Tiring of Bathing and Shaving: I’m now considering a Car-Wash Girl…

GammaGlobulin · yesterday at 06:24 PM1 day

Dear Folks, I just, this moment, got out of the shower, for the umpteenth time. And, I can tell you, after 70-years of this, I am getting tired of it. Every day, I need to take one or two showers, and also need to perform the same old thing, shaving my beard, which never stops growing. And so, I wonder…. Here in Thailand, how much would it cost me to have some girl come to my house to shave and bathe me, instead? And, how much would I pay for such service? Personally, I would pay enough,
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Every Good Dog Has His Day: But, do these dogs truly care about us?

GammaGlobulin · yesterday at 10:16 AM1 day

Dear Folks, Just looking at this BBC photo, and the headlines, I wonder if you wonder if these Dogs Deserve their Day? What have they ever done for us….REALLY? Any thoughts? The headline is telling. These privileged guys are meeting together to gloat over their supreme genius and accomplishments. But, just how much TRUE ALTRUISM do these psychopaths actually FEEL, deep down in their bones….do you imagine? Do you feel SAFE with these guys at the helm, like the fearless HELMSMAN OF CHINA?
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