Alternate Uses For Tiger Balm

[papaya9]

This stuff is really great. In fact, I got the brilliant idea to put it on my balls, thinking it would be exhilarating. Wrong. Bad idea. Don't do this unless you'd like to experience it firsthand. Anyone else ever try this?

[wileycoyote]

Why would you apply it to this sensitive area ?

Wiley Coyote

[ajarnmark]

This stuff is really great. In fact, I got the brilliant idea to put it on my balls, thinking it would be exhilarating. Wrong. Bad idea. Don't do this unless you'd like to experience it firsthand. Anyone else ever try this?

:bah:

[londonthai]

a similar effect on private parts has a CS gas or pepper spray - wash hands after handling carnisters. They sometimes leak and the effects of touching your sensitive skin can be devastating.

tiger balm has some antiseptic properties and is used on mosquito/insects bites - but still better don't use it on the broken skin.

[onethailand]

Don't put it on your upper lip either unless you have a good reason to stay awake for many hours

[seonai]

Or rub your eyes after touching it... the balm that is

[mrbojangles]

The mind boggles

I bet you are also guilty of trying to set fire to your farts and burning your ar5e (flatulence for non native english speakers) !!

[0Mix1up]

One of the new gels for "enhancing womens orgasms" or at least getting them in the mood has menthol and other stuff like it in it. But at a lower %

It does work, but tiger balm???? on your nuts <deleted>, well some enjoy pain!

you could try petrol or nail polish remover

[Maestro]

...I got the brilliant idea to put it on my balls...

Your avatar suggests that you are female. Where are your balls?

--

Maestro

[papaya9]

Well, speaking of nail polish remover (Acetone), I once doused the boys in this when I freaked out and found that I had crabs (I was dating a then-unknown-to-be trashy (non-Thai) girl here in the states). Definitely don't ever do this. It was excrutiating, but it did work on the crabs.

[papaya9]

...I got the brilliant idea to put it on my balls...

Your avatar suggests that you are female. Where are your balls?

--

Maestro

Not female. I only love them. I thought the girl in the avatar had an especially wholesome beauty, plus she's Thai, so why not?

Edited October 1, 2007 by papaya9

[intumult]

I've got a burnin feeling.... OUCH!!!!

It is bad enough on sunburn when massaged in.

Methinks some people are masochistic in the extreme

[sohn]

And don't let the wife use the lister mint before you go to bed

[Sir Burr]

Put on condom.

Smear with Tiger Balm.

Put on another condom.

If she screams, outer condom broken.

If you scream inner condom broken.

[nidge]

I once had an accident with hydrochloric acid, (had an itch and didn't take off the gloves). Oh how i wish it was only tigerbalm!

[endure]

Never clean your teeth naked if you use menthol toothpaste. A little drop is all it takes

[ClaytonSeymour]

One of the new gels for "enhancing womens orgasms" or at least getting them in the mood has menthol and other stuff like it in it. But at a lower %

I tried this one once; my Wife wont let me use it anymore - I can assure you it didn't get her in the mood.

[pgs]

momentary lapse of reason? best laugh I've had for a while - and I only got to the 2nd comma...

TW says you must be a crazy person

[sriracha john]

I seem to recall reading that doing this makes you sterile... which might be construed as a good thing.

[Patsycat]

And there i thought Tiger Balm was only used to rub on your brow when you had a headache!!!!! Good revenge for women on unfailful men tho'

[Tony Clifton]

Did not know it was cooling talcum and I shoved a handful down there. Man... felt like I`d been hit with a baseball bat. Washing it off did nothing, time did.

[DirkGently]

Oh come on! Who hasn't done something stupid when asking "I wonder what would happen if..............?" I put petrol on some trainers once and tried to see how close I could put my foot to a fire. Now that I think about it, I declined anesthetic when I had a peircing done when I was younger, just to see how much it hurt.

As for 'great balls of fire', sometime after a Thai meal....a friend of mine....whose name is...err! Joey Joe Joeson was 'rewarded' by his wife and it soon became clear that Chilli oils cling to the mouth long after the meal has finished. I'll leave the rest up to you.

[hiromj]

My GF uses it for everything from breathing assistance to headaches to stomach aches. BUT, I have NEVER considered putting it THERE. I would have loved to see the facial reaction though.

[quiksilva]

DOH! What next Deep Heat?

[Suszzy]

oh.. boys!!

[tutsiwarrior]

once, as a wild and uninformed youth I attempted to use Vicks Vapo Rub as a lubricant (sorta like vaseline, ain't it?)

EEEYAAAOOOWWW!!!

[mrbojangles]

And don't let the wife use the lister mint before you go to bed

Ohh, I don't know. I quite like that actually

Put on condom.

Smear with Tiger Balm.

Put on another condom.

If she screams, outer condom broken.

If you scream inner condom broken.

Nice one Sir

[game4shame]

Put on condom.

Smear with Tiger Balm.

Put on another condom.

If she screams, outer condom broken.

If you scream inner condom broken.

if you're gonna screw a slag

be sure and double bag

[sriracha john]

...and in related late-breaking news.... you can now get those double-bag-for-slag condoms free at your local bank office:

An employee of Kasikorn Bank shows a "K" condom at the bank's headquarters in Bangkok October 2, 2007. The bank is handing out condoms to customers too shy to get them at the shop.

REUTERS

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for making that different sort of "deposit"

[suegha]

Or rub your eyes after touching it... the balm that is

The mind boggles

I bet you are also guilty of trying to set fire to your farts and burning your ar5e (flatulence for non native english speakers) !!

Vivid imagination...

you could try petrol or nail polish remover

Put on condom.

Smear with Tiger Balm.

Put on another condom.

If she screams, outer condom broken.

If you scream inner condom broken.

Very funny...

DOH! What next Deep Heat?

How about 'Firey Jack'. I once rubbed this on my calf muscles when they ached and couldn't sleep with the burning. I can't even imagine what it would be like on the old privates!