the famous song

practised in pattaya

in most bars

and hotel rooms

you can watch

in amsterdam yeah

the windows appeal

live peep shows

same as Pattaya's

nice for perverts

and expats alike

good for me

im a lunatic

said Ian Drury

hit me yer

best long shot

way down town

at Soi Diana

breakfast aint good

so better diet

before your vacation

to sunshine beaches

off the coast

of Saudi Arabia

where lawrence stayed

mounting his camel

using a ladder

to hump'n bonk

grind and groove

on camel humps