cochran Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 (edited) Here's a few that are all-time classics, at least at my house: 1. From The Matrix: "That's why everything tastes like chicken." 2. From Pulp Fiction: Vinnie: Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good. Jules: Yeah, and sewer rats might taste like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn't know 'cause I don't eat the filthy motherf**kers. 3. From Apocalypse Now: "If I say its safe to surf this beach, its safe to surf this beach." 4. From Tombstone: "Say when." Edited October 31, 2008 by cochran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISteve Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Major T. J. "King" Kong: Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen! Dr Strangelove (1964) Camp Commandant: "Make the best of what we offer you, and you will suffer less than you deserve." Papillon (1973) Willard "I began to wonder what they really had against Kurtz. It wasn't just insanity and murder. There was enough of that to go around for everyone. " Apocalypse Now (1979) ~WISteve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Don't go full retard on me - Robert Jr. Downey in Tropic Thunder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unomi Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 "Why so Serious?!" Heath Ledger as the Joker "I remembah" - Isabella Rosselini in Blue Velvet "If only you could see what I have seen thru your eyes", "Wake up, time to die" Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner. Dizzy: My mother always told me that violence doesn't solve anything.Jean Rasczak: Really? I wonder what the city founders of Hiroshima would have to say about that. [to Carmen] Jean Rasczak: You. Carmen: They wouldn't say anything. Hiroshima was destroyed. Jean Rasczak: Correct. Violence has resolved more conflicts than anything else. The contrary opinion that violence doesn't solve anything is merely wishful thinking at its worst. -starship troopers Stanley Motss: What did television ever do to you? Winifred Ames: It destroyed the electoral process. Dustin Hoffman and Anne Heche in Wag the Dog. Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away? -Sigourney Weaver in Aliens. This is so nuts. I mean, listen - listen to what you're saying. It's paranoid delusion. How - It's really sad. It's pathetic. - Paul Reiser in Aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasRanger Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 John Rambo "<deleted> the world" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 (edited) Everybody has a slip - Samantha in Sex and The City Edited November 2, 2008 by thithi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unomi Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Guard: You'll scratch your shackles! Bart Simpson: I hope I do! - The Simpsons movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevehaigh Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 "are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?" spoken by Johny Depp in Once upon a time in Mexico i think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotime Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 From "Red River" "There's only two things better than a good gun, a Swiss watch and a woman from anywhere. Ever had a Swiss watch?" From The Producers" "I'm wearing a cardboard belt!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murgatroyd Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 (edited) "Whatever happened to Faye Wraye ?" The Rocky Horror Picture Show Westly : "Get used to disappointment" Inigo : "Hello : My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father : Prepare to die !" Count : "Stop saying that !" "You've been mostly dead all day" Inigo : "You seem a decent fellow : I hate to kill you" Westly : "You seem a decent fellow : I hate to die" Westley: "Give us the gate key." Yellin: "I have no gate key." Inigo Montoya: "Fezzik, tear his arms off." Yellin: "Oh, you mean this gate key." Westley: "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours." Buttercup : "You mock my pain" Westly : "Life is pain, Highness, Anyone who says differently is selling something" All From : The Princess Bride - William Golding Eyegor : "Walk this way" Young Frankienstein Edited November 2, 2008 by Murgatroyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaza Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 They all had worssiiped(worshiped) me that was said by Sid in Ice Age 2.........Oh I love that movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Bart : Lisa's got a boyfriend that will never see again ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twschw Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Don't <deleted> with me fellas...this ain't my first time at the rodeo - Faye Dunaway portraying Joan Crawford in "Mommie Dearest". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 I Hate Judy. She's such a brat, but i love her the same time. It's confusing - Fred on youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twschw Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Shoot her in the head Wardell! - Sordid Lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 you know... she's kinda..... you know - Mean girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cochran Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 (edited) From Murgatroyd's post above: Inigo : "Hello : My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father : Prepare to die !" Excellent quote! Vintage Patinkin. how about this one from Tombstone: Wyatt Earp to the Cowboys and Ike Clanton: "You'll probably take me in a rush, but not before I turn his head into a canoe." Edited November 8, 2008 by cochran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambretta Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 A Bronx Tale "I will never forget the look on their faces. All eight of them. Their faces dropped. All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies. They had reputation for breaking up bars, but they knew that instant, they'd made a fatal mistake. This time they walked into the wrong bar." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I'm going to Disney Land - Randy in Balls of Fury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junki3korean Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 Smokey: I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do Friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted November 9, 2008 Share Posted November 9, 2008 I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fuc_king low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wanke_rs. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wanke_rs. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete <deleted>. It's a <deleted> state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fuc_king difference. trainspotting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 you will never get this. you will never get this. la la la la la la BORAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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