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Mable, the black goodtime girl of the Kings Road, was such a staunch Chelsea supporter, she had a tattoo of John Terry on one thigh, and a tattoo of Frank Lampard on the other. However none of her punters recognised them. One day she put up a sign in her flat, that anybody recognising the two players would get a free evening.

The first punter comes in , peers closely at the tattoos and says.

" I don't know who the one on the left is, nor the one on the right, but the one in the middle with the dark curly hair, big red lips, and his tongue sticking out, must be Sean Wright-Phillips."

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The ORIGNINAL JOKE:

Previously the aforementioned lady had Mike Tyson tatood on one thigh, Evander Hollifield on the other...and DON KING in the middle.

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