Adult Movie

[AltumAngel]

A blonde decides to do something she hasn't done before, and goes to the video store to rent her first X-rated adult video. After looking around at the store, she selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment there's nothing but static on the screen. She calls the store to complain stating, "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static."

The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, "Which title did you rent?"

The blonde replied, "It's called 'Head Cleaner.'"