Friend of mine came out with a compliment; -You're the best dancer on Samui. Naturally (LOL) I know this. Which brought this idea into my mind: There should be So You Think You Can Dance and Samui Idol kind of fun competitions on this island. Would be fun for the whole family.

Thoughts of my diary (word is pretty gay) as I prepare for imaginary "So I Think I Can Dance Program" (anyone who has seen one should know and this would be done as a documentary style).

START UP "Been drinking 7 beers. Shait, still my feet are like 3 pieces of heavy un matching wood. I just LOVE to practice at home and trash things while I do my moves..

LATER " Lucky number 11. I feel dance moves are downloading. Couple more and I could go for the big one. God bless wireless. John Travolta would have been my hero but he never drank before dancing…"

LITTLE LATER (past 3. AM) "Shoot. I'm gonna do it. Why shouldn't I leave now and drive safely to disco. I feel my feet are evenly matched now. That should do a show. Maybe I could even hit a girl. Note to myself: Why is it that I have to drink case of beer before I think I can dance?"

EVEN LATER "dam_n. It was so totally worth doing this. Just seeing the sun rise was worth every penny. Why is everyone pointing fingers and laughing? I mean that was a hot chick of my length sitting behind me and holding my… while I was driving scooter - wasn't she??"

NEXT MORNING "Don't even go there..."

So who can bring these competitions to Samui bars and would people go to see this stuff??? (Copy ones of course)

Knowing that this will be in my internet history as any one of these posts by any of you, I'm still willing to mock myself as I think humor is the soul food of life and self discretion is the ingredient to open wisdom.

keep off the grass.

Friend of mine came out with a compliment; -You're the best dancer on Samui. Naturally (LOL) I know this. Which brought this idea into my mind: There should be So You Think You Can Dance and Samui Idol kind of fun competitions on this island. Would be fun for the whole family.

Thoughts of my diary (word is pretty gay) as I prepare for imaginary "So I Think I Can Dance Program" (anyone who has seen one should know and this would be done as a documentary style).

START UP "Been drinking 7 beers. Shait, still my feet are like 3 pieces of heavy un matching wood. I just LOVE to practice at home and trash things while I do my moves..

LATER " Lucky number 11. I feel dance moves are downloading. Couple more and I could go for the big one. God bless wireless. John Travolta would have been my hero but he never drank before dancing…"

LITTLE LATER (past 3. AM) "Shoot. I'm gonna do it. Why shouldn't I leave now and drive safely to disco. I feel my feet are evenly matched now. That should do a show. Maybe I could even hit a girl. Note to myself: Why is it that I have to drink case of beer before I think I can dance?"

EVEN LATER "dam_n. It was so totally worth doing this. Just seeing the sun rise was worth every penny. Why is everyone pointing fingers and laughing? I mean that was a hot chick of my length sitting behind me and holding my… while I was driving scooter - wasn't she??"

NEXT MORNING "Don't even go there..."

So who can bring these competitions to Samui bars and would people go to see this stuff??? (Copy ones of course)

Knowing that this will be in my internet history as any one of these posts by any of you, I'm still willing to mock myself as I think humor is the soul food of life and self discretion is the ingredient to open wisdom.

Keep off the ketamine!

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What a load of rubbish.

I think it's a fantastic idea. The Ketamine I mean.

Hah! Don't people use anymore just pure alcohol like me? It was a suggestion someone should put some nightlife specials out there (with additional description of boozing night...lol)... Get the little evil out...