at the noodle hut's tables

at the noodle hut's tables

with wallaby and witchetty grubs

a delight par excellence for .....

blind farangs who demand service

instead of the usual service

waiting whilst food is sacraficed........

to vermin waiting beneath the

shade of a coolabah tree

with their pink umbrella drinks

and half shandies, big jessies

they decide to order different

kind of ladydrinks for their....

special guests from North Korea

who's route to Chiang Rai

was blocked by herds of

bored TV members wanting drinks......

to satisfy those urges that

REAL people need undressing for.......

and smearing with raspberry jam

covered with luscious dairy whip

fudge pickle imported from Greece.

Godfoods, by Zeus and Aphrodite

has to be ambrosia for

more like spicy chicken kebabs

than the pony lamb ones

there's been a severe shortage

of doughty ,virile milk maidens

due to high demand in

busty maidens able to give

the service and pleasure deserved