something for the weekend,sir ?

short back and sides please

"Right sir,an average trim !"

shampoo a shave and singe

promptly followed by a thorough

butt waxing and bush trim

not lesser more in illusion

belief, magic, semblance, all kind...

never knowing what lays beneath

the thin crusty layer of

pizza's in the oven smell

as bad as they taste

you have to eat them

to get rid of the

the termites are really thriving

on wayward slices of pepperoni

that are not the freshest

as they had been left

on the shelf to long

resulting in a furry green

alien from planet scopius cirius

where Tony Blair was born

and raised by lonely wolves

devoid of any oxygen explains

his propensity to howl during

the evening whilst gasping for

for an iced cold beer

while watching Sherry Blair doing

congo brings back old times

of shame and regret like