of shame and regret like

i actually got off sometimes

before the bus had stopped

and was arrested for indecent

drawings on Pattaya bus tickets

punched in interesting places and

never knowing if it was

all a conspiracy to get

me to dance naked on

upstairs on open top bus

seeing the sights on tour

and showing some as well

to the japanese at the

sushi stand by the river

had never been so busy

as it was on this

freezing cold morning that shrank

his testicles to the size

of raisins kept in freezer

can hurt when chewing them

if toothless the pain is

dentures may be required soon

along with a wig plus

along with a wig plus

his nice pink frilly dress

was in the dry cleaners

getting those strange stains from

rolling around on the grass

rolling around on the grass

he should stick to smoking

it has a better effect

I shall take my leave

and go for a drink