their illgotten gains were surrenderd

It was a good thing

so long they pleaded guilty

to nothing more serious than

animal smuggling shipping into China

and cooking budgie smuggled chopsuey

an asian description of language

which was as clear as

a sermon of the famous....

Archbishop of Bangkok who raped

the baskets, fishing for loaves

of soggy bread in klongs

choked with the detritus of

cats, dogs, fish, and runaways

however, the locals decided against

to barbecue the local dogs

as they're infested with several

sexual deceases caused by humans

and eaten by Koreans raw

also the natives fried them.

But they came out soggy

perhaps , it will be tasty

if served with knoflook sauce

and deep fried wombat fritters

Oh no, not wombats again

exclaimed Chavy who'd had his

fill of this tasty delight

Yes, for sure this dish

is a down under delicacy

not fit for human consumption