for more disgusting perversions of

biblical proportions utilising baked beans

and the unsung vegetable, okra.

. As a new day began

amongst the downtrodden masses

everybody decided not to work

on their 12 step program

that's designed to reduce almost

living creatures at the bottom...

of the ocean a la

the titanic, a living legend

..but crappiest movie ever made

worse than Rambo fighting the

door to door Jehovah's Witnesses

desperate for a fast conversion

of you heathen types, into

bible bashing, money grabbing conmen

but nothing compared to the....

boys in brown who prey

upon young boys who look

flushed with cash ready to

spend it on green hunters

Shrek was his heroic name

because he shreiked having boom-boom

made his soft and squidgy

antennae stand upright and alert

which was truly rare these

days when AD runs rampant

(antenna dysfunction)

because the Chinese put blocks

in their pants, to impress