everyone was waiting the bar-b-que

was lit the steaks cooking

I'm ready to digest them

but only when they're cooked

can you really enjoy them

so long as blood flows

it can clot on plate

glass not on cold steel

shined expertly by the resident

knob polisher, back from his

lunch break pick the door

lock because he forgot his

a teak door? asked George

i wanted it in pine

would almost be a crime

not to finish the sewing

of the new seeds due

with all the late bills

piling up in the corner

brush quickly under the carpet

sounds just like my missus

after I came home plastered

all the bills and sent....

David Cook marching on AI...

(AI mite be American Idol)

...... who has fallen inna <deleted>

Not again ! Job for Marigolds!

and white pansies on a

red devils football and pitch

rioting wildly in order to

the queens marching bands man